http://cache.io9.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/io9.com.png http://io9.com/tag/the mutant chronicles http://io9.com/tag/the mutant chronicles Dying to see John Malkovich read from note cards and instruct his mutant fighting militia of monk Ron Perlman and soldier Thomas Jane to save their planet? You're in luck. The Sci Fi Channel has picked up The Mutant Chronicles. We could be seeing Mutant Chronicles as early as this June. Good news for my DVR, bad news for Thomas Jane. Also coming to Sci Fi is Famke Janssen's 100 Feet, a story about a woman battling a spirit inside her home. [Fangoria] More »
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Because I cannot expunge the memory of meandering, mind-wiping boredom and flabbergastation that is the new Thomas Jane flick The Mutant Chronicles, I am lodging a formal but nonlegal complaint. I submit to you, honorable pop culture judges, the case for why The Mutant Chronicles — a feature film starring Thomas "Punisher" Jane and Ron "Hellboy" Perlman now out on DVD in Europe — is quite possibly the worst movie ever made, and therefore should be subject to an injunction preventing it from being watched by anyone, for any reason. I believe that this blog is the proper jurisdiction for this case to be tried, and therefore it is with both gravity and care that I submit to you my argument, along with video evidence. More »
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