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				In this week's issue of <em>The New Yorker</em>, Sam Lipsyte's "The Dungeon Master" follows a group of teenagers who roleplay with a creepy, autocratic DM. The hilarious but jarring story illustrates how totally arbitrary dungeon-mastering can ruin a game.				<a href="http://io9.com/5649325/new-yorker-short-story-covers-the-foibles-of-a-sadistic-dd-dungeon-master" title="Click here to read more about New Yorker short story covers the foibles of a sadistic D&D dungeon master">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 27 Sep 2010 16:00:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Cyriaque Lamar]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Alien Invasion A Deadly Letdown, According To The New Yorker]]></title>
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				It figures. When aliens finally do invade and take over our planet, it'll be just as much an anti-climax as everything else. Are you ready for space conquest with ennui? <em><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged THE NEW YORKER" title="Click here to read more posts tagged THE NEW YORKER" href="http://io9.com/tag/the-new-yorker/">The New Yorker</a></em> hopes so.				<a href="http://io9.com/5149862/alien-invasion-a-deadly-letdown-according-to-the-new-yorker" title="Click here to read more about Alien Invasion A Deadly Letdown, According To The New Yorker">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 09 Feb 2009 11:12:06 PST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Charlie Jane Anders]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Jonathan Lethem Returns To Science Fiction, With A Gorgeous Downer Of A Story]]></title>
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				Jonathan Lethem has a haunting new story of astronauts stranded on a space station in this week's <em>New Yorker</em>. "Lostronaut" is a depressingly bleak, yet beautiful, story told in the form of an astronaut's letters home to a loved one. It's the most science fictional thing I've seen from Lethem in ages, and also one of my favorite pieces of his writing ever. And it's the first piece of science fiction the <em>New Yorker</em> has seen fit to publish in ages. Spoilers ahead. 				<a href="http://io9.com/5083920/jonathan-lethem-returns-to-science-fiction-with-a-gorgeous-downer-of-a-story" title="Click here to read more about Jonathan Lethem Returns To Science Fiction, With A Gorgeous Downer Of A Story">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 12 Nov 2008 15:20:00 PST]]></pubDate>
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				<em>In The Garden Of Iden</em>, Kage Baker's fantastic novel about time-traveling cyborgs who work for the 24th century Company, is available as a free download. Five-year-old Mendoza is about to be tortured to death as a Jew in the Spanish Inquisition, when she's rescued by the Company and turned into a time-traveling operative — but her first assignment is to the 16th century, uncomfortably close to her own time. It's available in <a href="http://e2ma.net/go/1142852974/1037090/38003380/goto:http://hbpub.vo.llnwd.net/o16/video/olmk/tor.com/Baker,%20Kage%20-%20In%20the%20Garden%20of%20Iden.pdf">PDF</a>, <a href="http://e2ma.net/go/1142852974/1037090/38003382/goto:http://hbpub.vo.llnwd.net/o16/video/olmk/tor.com/BakerITGOIHTML/Baker,%20Kage%20-%20In%20the%20Garden%20of%20Iden.html">HTML</a>, or <a href="http://e2ma.net/go/1142852974/1037090/38003383/goto:http://hbpub.vo.llnwd.net/o16/video/olmk/tor.com/BakerITGOIMobi/Baker,%20Kage%20-%20In%20the%20Garden%20of%20Iden.prc">Mobi</a> formats. Meanwhile, the new <em>New Yorker</em> has George Saunders' <a href="http://www.newyorker.com/humor/2008/06/23/080623sh_shouts_saunders?currentPage=all">bizarre pitch</a> for a version of <em>Heroes</em> where people only think they have superpowers. (Although I didn't like the ending.) And the pilot for J.J. Abrams' <em>Fringe</em> is <a href="http://www.surfthechannel.com/info/television/Fringe/79633/S1E1.html#">available for viewing on Surf The Channel</a>, and shows no signs of being taken down. [<a href="http://wrfrbeameup.blogspot.com/2008/06/tors-newest-free-e-book-is-in-garden-of.html">Beam Me Up</a> and <a href="http://www.newyorker.com/humor/2008/06/23/080623sh_shouts_saunders?currentPage=all">New Yorker</a> and <a href="http://www.surfthechannel.com/info/television/Fringe/79633/S1E1.html#">Surf The Channel</a> ]				<a href="http://io9.com/5017667/awesome-free-stuff-on-the-internet" title="Click here to read more about Awesome Free Stuff On The Internet">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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