Do you have a startup devoted to technology, agribusiness, or medicine? Then we have a great commercial to show the world your innovation, synergy, human touch, and environmental awareness. If you love sarcasm, this video will make your afternoon.

All of this was created with stock footage, which you can license!

From the filmmakers:

This Is a Generic Brand Video is a generic brand video of "This Is a Generic Brand Video," written by Kendra Eash for McSweeney's Internet Tendency. No surprise, it's made entirely with stock footage. All video clips used are from dissolve.com. See and license them here: http://www.dissolve.com/generic