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			<title><![CDATA[10 Coolest Time Machines in the Space-Time Continuum]]></title>
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				Screw a spaceship, we want a time machine! Time machines rule, because they crack open the mysteries of the past and future. And each time machine has its own weird personality. And if you visited another planet, you'd probably suffocate.				<a href="http://io9.com/5782005/10-coolest-time-machines-in-the-space+time-continuum" title="Click here to read more about 10 Coolest Time Machines in the Space-Time Continuum">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 15 Mar 2011 10:00:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Charlie Jane Anders]]></dc:creator>
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				Science fiction's greatest authors have brilliant ideas, storytelling mojo... and plenty of stubbornness. Many of the field's greatest writers were buried in rejection slips, before they finally broke in. Here are 15 classic novels that publishers didn't want to touch.				<a href="http://io9.com/5668053/15-classic-science-fiction-and-fantasy-novels-that-publishers-rejected" title="Click here to read more about 15 classic science fiction and fantasy novels that publishers rejected">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 19 Oct 2010 15:36:26 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Charlie Jane Anders and Michael Ann Dobbs]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Vintage ads from science fictional futures]]></title>
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				<em>Marvellous Hairy</em> author Mark A. Rayner is holding a Photoshop contest to create vintage advertisements for <a href="http://markarayner.com/vintageads/">futures that don't exist yet</a>. Here's a small sampling of these retrofuturistic print pieces from both the current and past contests.				<a href="http://io9.com/5642081/vintage-ads-from-science-fictional-futures/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Vintage ads from science fictional futures">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 19 Sep 2010 08:45:05 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Cyriaque Lamar]]></dc:creator>
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				Last night on Bravo's <em>Work of Art</em>, the reality series commissioned a pack of artists to redesign the book covers of a few genre classics, from <em>Frankenstein</em> to the <em>Time Machine</em>. A few interpretations were just brilliant. Take a look!				<a href="http://io9.com/5571399/reality-tv-artists-reimagine-hg-wells-and-mary-shelleys-book-covers" title="Click here to read more about Reality TV artists reimagine H.G. Wells and Mary Shelley's book covers">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 24 Jun 2010 06:30:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Meredith Woerner]]></dc:creator>
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				Why do so many bad movies have one good scene each? All of a sudden, the awfulness goes away, and the movie starts living up to its potential. The performances click, the action is exciting. Here are 20-odd examples.				<a href="http://io9.com/5510050/when-a-bad-movie-has-one-incredibly-great-scene" title="Click here to read more about When A Bad Movie Has One Incredibly Great Scene">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 12 Apr 2010 14:34:32 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Charlie Jane Anders]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[An Alternate History Of H.G. Wells' Time Machine]]></title>
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				When H.G. Wells' <em>The Time Machine</em> first appeared in the U.S., it had a drastically different text than the British edition. Was this a hatchet job, or did the U.S. publisher get an earlier Wells draft? We may soon know.				<a href="http://io9.com/5468357/an-alternate-history-of-hg-wells-time-machine" title="Click here to read more about An Alternate History Of H.G. Wells' Time Machine">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 10 Feb 2010 09:30:00 PST]]></pubDate>
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				Whatever happened is fixed - or we rule our fates? Over 5 years, <em>Lost</em> has developed its philosophy of time-travel, influenced by works that came before. Here are 6 time-travel stories that are part of <em>Lost</em>'s time travel pedigree.				<a href="http://io9.com/5443735/losts-time-travel-pedigree" title="Click here to read more about Lost's Time Travel Pedigree">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 08 Jan 2010 10:00:00 PST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[I Love It When A Plan Totally Doesn't Come Together]]></title>
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				It happens to the best dashing science fiction hero: You come up with a preternaturally clever plan to stop the bad guys, involving a totally cunning bit of MacGyvering or hustle... and it totally fails. Your super-gadget blows up. Or your allies flake. The bad guys turn out not to be total idiots. Or all the random variables you <u>totally</u> had a handle on turn out different. It's what you do <em>after</em> your cunning plan fails that separates the good guys from the great guys. Here are our favorite failed plans. 				<a href="http://io9.com/5025191/i-love-it-when-a-plan-totally-doesnt-come-together" title="Click here to read more about I Love It When A Plan Totally Doesn't Come Together">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				If only the rest of 2002's <em>The Time Machine</em> had been like this sequence, it would have been one of the greatest science fiction movies ever. A future attempt to colonize and mine the moon instead leads to the near-total destruction of all life on Earth, as the broken moon rains chunks of rock onto Earth. Supposedly this scene would have been much longer and more intense, but director Simon Wells (H.G.'s great grandson) feared invoking comparisons to 9/11. It leads to one of the most interesting plot twists ever.				<a href="http://io9.com/352391/strip-mining-shatters-the-moon" title="Click here to read more about Strip Mining Shatters the Moon">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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