The triumphant return of the most terrifying cereals of all time

General Mills has announced the return of its legendary Fruit Brute and Yummy Mummy cereals, two products that have been banished to their breakfast-y crypts for decades. This Halloween, both cereals will be on-sale alongside the traditional cereal monsters Count Chocula, Franken Berry and Boo Berry.

Fruit Brute, a Froot Loop-y cereal with fake-lime-flavored fake-marshmallows, was discontinued back in 1983. It was replaced five years later by Yummy Mummy, which was almost exactly the same thing but with fake-vanilla-flavored fake-marshmallows, and whose curse was lifted from the cereal aisle in 1993. But even the big guys are having a tough time of it; since 2010, GM only sells Chocula, Franken Berry and Boo Berry during Halloween. But this year, all five will be on-sale together for the first time ever (Target will even have retro-packaging, seen above).

Remember, these heavily sugared horrors are a terrifying part of a complete breakfast, meaning you can technically eat them at breakfast, but you should probably also eat things with actual nutritional value, too.

[Via Comic Book Resources]