The Ultimate Guide to Science Fiction and Fantasy Porn Parodies [NSFW]S

Porn spoofs of science fiction, fantasy and superheroes have saved the adult movie industry from financial ruin in recent years. But they've been around for as long as X-rated movies have existed. Here's our completely NSFW guide to the porn parodies of your favorite movies and TV shows.

Top image: Batman XXX.

Note: Because this list was too long, and was in danger of crashing everyone's browser, I put the superhero, Star Wars and Star Trek spoofs on a separate page. (Update: Added horror over there, too.)

Honestly, until I put this list together, I didn't realize just how many porn parodies there are — and how terrible most of them actually are. There is a Vagina Monologues porn parody. Just let that sink in for a moment. I hope you're proud, America.

Many of the clips and random factoids below will melt your frickin eyeballs. Not only should you not watch any of these clips at work, you should probably also have your intoxicant of choice handy. You're going to need it.

Oh, and there are no animated porn spoofs here — because that could be a whole article by itself. Also, no video game porn spoofs, for the same reason.


Fantasy

Whore of the Rings

Right off the bat, here's some fantastic acting. Basically in this movie, instead of the One Ring, there's the One Dildo, which can (I guess) bind all the other dildos. And the female hobbit feels compelled to keep playing with the One Dildo, not realizing that Sauron (who's a sexy lady) can locate her whenever she's using it. Best line of dialogue: "I think I'll send some of my dildo wraiths." Sure. Okay.

Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String

Another Tolkien spoof! This one is softcore, and stars the queen of softcore weirdness, Misty Mundae. Misty is a Throbbit (really) named Dildo Saggins (not making this up), and she is entrusted with a G-string that must be taken to Whoredor. But one does not simply wank into Whoredor. (See what I did there?)

Cinderella

Speaking of fantastic acting... check out the way the lead actors in this film say "I love you" to each other. These are the closing moments of the film, after all the sex has already happened. Cinderella realizes it's midnight and has to go home, but Prince Charming goes and searches for the woman who has the right birthmark on her inner thigh. This is 1970s porn at its most 1970s.

The Witches of Breastwick

John Updike would be proud. In this porn spoof, a witch died a long time ago and now if men come too close to her cabin, she screws them to death. And a coven of witches sacrifices unwary young men to this lusty spirit. Here's a clip from the sequel, Witches of Breastwick 2, in which the witches stand around a fire and rub their breasts while discussing magic. Like you do.

An American Werewolf in London XXX Porn Parody

Check out the "authentic" British pub set that they threw together. It looks like you're back in Blighty for real. Luckily, the werewolf transformation effects are way more convincing, and there are some decent production values here and there. The werewolf effects compare favorably with some episodes of Teen Wolf that I've seen.

Carolina Jones and the Broken Covenant

This is slightly unusual, in that the main character is the "daughter" of Indiana Jones rather than just a distaff spoof of Indy. Here's the synopsis: "Carolina Jones, daughter of Indiana Jones meets a naive country girl Dixie in a set of bizarre circumstances. Reluctantly Carolina allows Dixie to tag along as they venture to find the lost Arc of the Covenant. Their explorations eventually lead them to the middle east where they come face to face with the Arc and Claus Conrad the man who plans to use its powers to control the world. All ends well when Indiana comes to their rescue."

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San Fernando Jones and the Temple of Poon

Featuring Ron Jeremy as San Fernando Jones. Wearing an Indy-style hat and a black leather jacket. Probably all you really need to know, right?


Bikini Jones and the Temple of Eros

Unlike most of the other porn parodies here, Bikini Jones isn't hardcore, and was probably made to be shown on Showtime at three in the morning. Which means it actually has a fairly complicated plot, full of reversals and betrayals, and a giant lizard and stuff. Plus a supervillain with glittery breasts.

Hairy Twatter: A DreamZone Parody

The horrifically obnoxious title of this movie isn't just a random pun: apparently the "plot" of this movie, at least in part, is that Harry does a spell to cause more pubic hair to grow at Hogwarts — and soon afterwards, Hermione shows up and announces to Ron that she suddenly has a lot more hair down there. See for yourself. Or not, if you want to keep your sanity.

Spermbusters

There were two separate Ghostbusters porn spoofs around 1984, when the original film was at the height of its popularity. Spermbusters is the more insane of the two, in which the titular Spermbusters are a group of guys who go around cleaning up ectoplasmic bodily fluids or something. Check out the amazing mid-1980s computer interface!

Sexbusters

And here's the other contemporaneous Ghostbusters porn spoof, in which the "busters" are women, and they'll come to your house and spice up your sex life. I love the fact that their infomercial randomly airs in the middle of a football game, and that they pick up the phone looking exactly as they did in their commercial. This might actually be the least sexy porn spoof of all, although there are plenty of contenders for that crown, as you'll soon see.

This Ain't Ghostbusters XXX

And now, a slick 21st-century version. Ron Jeremy is a librarian or something, and he gets attacked by a white blob, judging from this trailer. Notably, they actually do a version of the original movie theme by Ray Parker Jr., with the chorus, "Who you gonna fuck? Ghostbusters!" They should be hearing from Huey Lewis' lawyers any day now. The good news is, they picked an actress who can do a passable Sigourney Weaver, if you squint a lot.

This Isn't Twilight and sequels

They did volumes of this series for all four of Stephenie Meyer's novels, although they didn't divide Breaking Dawn into two porn movies, the way the actual films did. Why not? We deserve two Breaking Dawn porn films. Above is a collection of all the SFW scenes from the first movie, in which the actors try really hard to imitate the movie — but it's hard for porn actors to act that wooden.

Twinklight

Yes, it's an actual gay porn spoof! Praise be! Instead of Bella and Edward, it's Bill and Edward, and instead of an abusive hetero relationship, it's a healthy gay relatinoship, I guess. Check out the above R-rated trailer — it's actually surprisingly hot, given the source material.


Television shows

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Buffy the Vampire Layer

This 1997 spoof involves Buffy going to Transylvania, after she intended to go to Pennsylvania and the travel agency made a mistake. None of the supporting cast or setting of the TV show are included here — and in fact, this might have been made before the show was even on the air. Kristi Myst did a number of other films playing the "character" of Buffy, including Buffy's First Encounter, Beeping Miss Buffy, Buffy's New Boobs, Buffy's Malibu Adventure, Buffy's Anal Adventure and Buffy Down Under. She also did The Island of Dr. Buffy — which might be an H.G. Wells/Dr. Moreau porn spoof! But this is the only one with actual vampires in it.


Buffy the Vampire Slayer XXX: A Parody

In this version, it's actually set in Sunnydale, and the plot revolves around Willow unleashing a love/lust potion that makes everybody go nuts. And then Giles gets captured by a gang of horny female vampires, and it's up to the Scooby Gang to save him before he's sucked... to death. So to speak.

Quantum Deep

Yup, it's a straight-up porno version of Quantum Leap, in which a woman takes the role of Scott Bakula, and finds herself jumping into different people's sexy bodies for sexytimes. In the above clip, she meets a sexy sex robot, because.

Doctor Loo and the Phaleks

One of two Doctor Who pornos that came out around the same time. The acting in this clip really has to be seen to be believed. It's "Doctor Loo" because he travels around in a blue porta-potty. And it's "Phaleks" because they have big dildos instead of egg-whisks. And their catchphrase is "Lubricate! Lubricate!" Get it? GET IT? Also, dialogue includes: "You stand in the castle of Lady Sodomy." And: "We heard that he was creating a weapon of mass erection."

Abducted by the Daleks

Unlike "Phaleks," this one actually features decent-looking versions of the Daleks, who for some reason are kidnapping young women using a teleportation machine and shooting sex lasers at them, making them super-horny. The Daleks also recruit the aid of a whip-toting dominatrix to "interrogate" their captives. I guess the Robomen were busy?

The Addams Family XXX
Check out the opening minutes, including a spoof of the original finger-snapping theme tune. They're kinky and they're kooky. Just FYI.

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The Maddams Family

This 1991 spoof features a bald Ron Jeremy as "Uncle Pester." This one tries really really hard to make the pun in its title work, by having a storyline where the Maddams Family is facing financial ruin, forcing Horticia Maddams to turn to spooky prostitution. Here's some sample dialogue, via IMDB:

Horticia: Yes, well, they all won't be coming to see me, my sweet. I mean, we do have Cousin Tit and of course, you know, she's been turning heads for quite a while now.

Cortez: She has filled out lately, hasn't she?

Horticia: Yes, and then, of course, there's my 18-year-old niece, Tuesday. Well, she's coming on Wednesday.

Cortez: And put her to work on Thursday. She'd be glad to pitch in.

This Ain't The Munsters XXX

Did you ever think you might find Herman Munster sexy? Watch these SFW opening credits, and you still won't.

The Sex Files and The Sex Files 2

This porn spoof (and its sequel) are notorious for being actually pretty decent. As in, the acting is not terrible, and there is an effort to get the characters right and tell a real story. And the sex is actually sort of hot. Also, the woman who is playing Scully has the look down pat, although the wig is clearly a wig. Most of all, a lot of effort goes into making the relationship between Mulder and Scully feel emotionally believable, as you can see in the clip above.

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Twin Cheeks

Supposedly this is a porn parody of the classic David Lynch TV series, but I haven't been able to find out much about it. I think there were three sequels, too.


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Get Lucky

Dick Smothers, Jr., — the actual son of Dick Smothers — plays Maxwell Smart in this 2004 porn spoof. Here's hoping there were no dirty "missed it by that much" jokes. Then, when the Steve Carell movie was coming out, Hustler did its own version called Get Smartass.


Not Bewitched XXX

Not particularly bewitching, either. The premise sounds a bit... squicky, too: " Samantha and Darren are about to celebrate Tabitha's first birthday when Aunt Clara uses a magic spell to turn Tabitha into an 18 year old. Unable to reverse the spell, the party proceeds with the entire family trying to keep Darren's boss and nosy neighbor Gladys from finding out who this 18 year old girl really is. A witch in her own right, Tabitha is coming of age and turns two of her plastic dolls into flesh and blood men to satisfy her sexual curiosity."

This Ain't I Dream of Jeannie XXX

This porn spoof goes to extreme lengths to duplicate the look and feel of the 1960s show, even including a laugh track. And the inside of Jeannie's bottle looks pretty much spot-on. In the above clip, Jeannie randomly pops in on two neighbors who are randomly having a lesbian encounter, and they randomly decide to make it a threesome. The rest of the DVD is pretty much your standard "Jeannie's meddling makes everything complicated, and then everyone has sex" story.

Tru: A XXX Parody

Do you really need a porn parody of True Blood? Isn't that show humptastic enough? Really? But on the plus side, James Deen plays Vampire Bill, which means the dirt sex could actually be sort of fun. The blurb promises "an orgy of sex & mystery."

Mork and Mindy: A Dreamzone Parody

This one actually features a giant cameo by the Fonz, thus tying it to Mork and Mindy's parent show, Happy Days. That has to count for something, right? There are some evil aliens who want to enslave everybody with sex, and meanwhile Mork wants to set everybody free with sex. And the Fonz basically fixes everything with his magic thumb. I think.

Mork and Mandy

This time around, Mork is a hot lady who goes around saying "Nanoo-Nanoo" and causing lightning to hit people, whereupon they become naked and start boinking or something. Here she is zapping a Darth Vader impersonator, just for maximum brain-meltage.

Sailor Poon: XXX Interactive Parody

It's interactive! Featuring completely insane wigs and bubble fight scenes. Plus you get to pick something or other, in theory. Tagline: "Things are about to get Super Slutty." You have to appreciate how cartoony and video-gamey the whole thing looks, sort of like a porno version of Scott Pilgrim.

Twilight Zone Porn Parody

Submitted for your disapproval. Synopsis: "From erotic visionary, Paul Thomas, comes a titillating new & lewd movie! A strange new couple arrives in a quaint suburb circa some distant past era...She's sexy and lusty, and he's ready to devour her! Before you know it, wives are swapping husbands and the whole neighborhood is thrown in a tailspin of desire & confusion..."

Walking Dead: A Hardcore Parody

Like a lot of these recent movies, the production values actually look pretty amazing in this film, and they seem to have gone to great lengths to duplicate the desolate look of the TV series. Maybe Rick's actually a decent leader in the porn version? The trailer includes actual decapitation and the great line, "We have horribly thin walls."

Xena XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody

At last, the Xena/Gabrielle action you've been waiting for. Plus Hercules! But who did they get to play Joxer? And will there be any musical numbers? We have so many questions.

Action/Adventure Movies

Penetrator and Penetrator 2: Grudge Day

You know, it's just not a good idea to do a porn spoof of the Terminator films. There's something way too rapey about a movie where a guy comes back in time to have sex with all of the women named Farrah Connors. Witness the above clip, where he sees a computer readout telling him what position to have sex with her in. The woman seems sort of into it, but still. Meanwhile, a young(ish) Ron Jeremy plays Kyle Reese, and at one point he distracts the Penetrator by giving him a Playboy centerfold to look at. This one is just kind of horrible. My copy of it is dubbed in (I think) Italian, which is probably for the best.

This Ain't Terminator XXX

So of course they decided to make another Terminator porn spoof, this one with way better visual effects. Including the metal endoskeleton and stuff. And according to this trailer, the Terminator comes from the future, knows no pity, and is horny. Because why?

Backside to the Future

Thanks to everyone who reminded us about this one in comments! Can't believe we missed this seminal (so to speak) classic! Above is a handy video showcasing all the SFW scenes in this film — which apparently does include a DeLorean and some hints that these people you see boinking on screen have traveled in time in some vague way. Not sure if anybody has sex with his or her mother, though.

Total Reball

The best thing about this film is probably its title. Basically, it's the future, and you can put on a pair of fancy sunglasses and sit on a sex apparatus, and "remember" sexy adventures. My copy of this one is dubbed in German. Again, probably for the best.

IR4: Inrearendence Day

The aliens have shown up — and instead of destroying the White House, they want to be our friends. But only if we'll agree to have anal sex with them. Here's the crucial scene where the alien (who's a classic "grey," more or less) explains his demands.

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The Load Warrior 1 & 2

Considering how many non-porno movies attempted to copy the Mad Max trilogy, it's not surprising there are two Mad Max porn films as well. In the post-apocalyptic future, the most precious resource is... wait for it... human sperm. Of course it is.

Women in Black

Tagline: "Saving the Earth from the cum of the universe." Basically, there are horny aliens who come to Earth looking for sex, and the Women in Black have sex with them so nobody else will have to. I blame the movie Earth Girls are Easy for spreading false impressions. Damn you, Geena Davis!

Men in Black: A Hardcore Parody

But of course, we need a fancy modern version, too. It's kind of bizarre to compare 1980s and 1990s porn spoofs, which were shot in a warehouse somewhere, with the relatively big-budget recent ones. The real question is, which 1980s R&B song do they sample for the rap theme song? In any case, there's some pretty decent alien makeup in this trailer, plus some random Michael Jackson dancing.

PRON: The XXX Parody

This is as much a spoof of Tron Legacy as of the original Tron. And they did a pretty good job of duplicating the costumes and a bit of the sets from Joseph Kosinski's film. At the start of the movie, the Jeff Bridges character is using his cyber-avatar "Blu" to find out secrets by having "Blu" seduce other programs. Later, he's inside the computer, looking for "the MVP."

This Ain't Avatar XXX 1 & 2

I kind of object to any Avatar porn parody that isn't just them linking their hair together for two hours. But once you get over that, this actually does a fair bit of justice to James Cameron's mega-fantasy. And Hustler did what Cameron couldn't: figure out how to continue the story after the first movie without just having the humans drop an asteroid on the Na'vi. Anyway, you gotta love sex scenes happening while magic willow-wisps fall all around.

This Ain't Conan the Barbarian XXX

What is best in life? Probably not watching this movie. But it might be better than the recent Jason Momoa reboot, and that's something. The trailer looks tongue-in-cheek enough, and the star is actually doing a goofy Arnold Schwarzenegger impression.

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Octopussy: A XXX Parody

Not sure it's possible to spoof something that was already so self-parodying. And I couldn't find out much about this one online. But it seems to have some of the same plot elements as the original, including the missing faberge egg. Let's hope there's a whole "clown face" escape scene in there somewhere.


Barbara Bond: Never Say Never Again

Why did somebody decide to make a porno version of the most reviled Sean Connery Bond film of all time? Well, to be fair... it's not exactly based on the remake of Thunderball. Rather, it's an odd mashup of a few Connery films, plus Kingsley Amis' underrated novel Colonel Sun. The villains are Dr. Never and his bowler-hat-wearing henchman Hand Job. Check out the opening sequence — including a glimpse of Barbara Bond's naked kick-fighting skills, which put Shatner to shame.

Rod Steele 0014

And then there's this James Bond spoof, where secret agent Rod Steele gets hold of a device that makes anybody become uncontrollably horny, at the touch of a button. Q would be jealous.

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Roller Ball

This might be a unique porn parody, in that it doesn't change the title of the original film at all. It's still about an "extreme sport" in a dystopian future, except now it's an extreme sex sport. Or something. Tagline: "may the best fucker win!!!"


Planet of the Babes
It's a porn spoof, not just of Planet of the Apes, but of the Tim Burton Planet of the Apes. Why, God, why? At least there's an ape named Dr. Anus in it.

Playmate of the Apes

This softcore spoof tries to stick pretty close to the story of the original film — Misty Mundae and two other female astronauts are too busy having sex to pay attention to their ship's controls, and this leads to them crash-landing on a planet ruled by intelligent apes. As the film goes on, though, it gets more and more dada, including an ape Elvis impersonator and a scene where Misty sort of raps. Very odd stuff, see for yourself.

Sex World

Yup, it's a porno parody of Westworld, the classic Michael Crichton film. In fact, there are two of these — one from the 1970s, and a new remake that just came out. It's the year 2069 (the year when all porno spoofs must take place) and the lucky few who can afford it all go to Sex World, where they can act out their naughtiest fantasies with robots. Until it all goes wrong and the robots start having sex for real. Or something. This is apparently getting a slick new remake.

Juranal Park

Sigh. Yes, that's right — it's Jurassic Park, only with anal sex. What you have to appreciate about this film is that they sprung for actual dinosaurs, albeit a single cheap plastic one. This time around, the dinosaur theme park is actually a sex resort that just happens to have dinosaurs running around it. Also note the customary "breaking the fourth wall" thing where people comment on the fact that they're in a porno and nobody's had sex for five minutes.

Flesh Gordon

Can't forget the campiest porn spoof of the campiest science fiction movie of all time. Including the penisaurus, or whatever it's called. Plus they made a sequel in 1989 called Flesh Gordon: Planet of the Cosmic Cheerleaders, which you can watch here.


Serious WTF

Edward Penishands

Seriously, WTF indeed. This is probably the most famous "why does this exist" porn spoof of all time, and it really lives up to its title. The people making this seemed pretty intent on capturing some of the "tormented loner" vibe from Tim Burton films, too. The plot involves a door-to-door dildo saleswoman, which is a real thing in the universe of this movie, who stumbles on a goth dude whose fingers are penises. And we all learn to accept each other a little bit more.

A Clockwork Orgy

This 1990s spoof sticks surprisingly close to the original Kubrick film, except that Alex is a woman now. And she's a disruptive sex addict, until she gets reprogrammed by the authorities so that she can no longer express her pervert tendencies.

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E Three: The Extra Testicle

Ron Jeremy himself directed this Spielbergian porno, so you know that it combines a sense of wonder with critical levels of WTFery. This time the alien is a large bald man painted green, wearing an orange jumpsuit, and I guess he wants to have phone sex instead of phoning home.


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A Midsummer Night's Cream

Yep, it's a porno version of the Shakespeare play — in which the actors actually recite Shakespeare's dialogue. What a twist. And there is woman-on-donkey-headed-man sex. Tagline: "What horny fools these mortals be!"

Rocki Whore Picture Show: A Hardcore Parody

From the same people who did the X-rated spoof of Tarantino and Rodriguez's Grindhouse (sadly without any zombies or machine-gun leg, though.) We're not sure how you can make Rocky Horror any sluttier without just destroying the whole point — but actually, after suffering through all of the above porn spoofs, "destroying the whole point" seems to be the point of porn parodies. In any case, here's an SFW trailer.

Scooby Doo: A XXX Parody

Oh dear. This one aims for "campy" and way overshoots into "creepy." (Actually, that too, seems to be a hallmark of many of these spoofs, now that we're nearing the end of our survey.) The jokes at Daphne's expense in the above clip seem meanspirited rather than cute — and let's just hope they don't try and do something raunchy involving Scooby and his Scooby Snacks.

This Ain't The Smurfs XXX

Weirdly, this has a very similar plot to the recent Smurfs 2 — Gargamel creates a new punk-rock version of Smurfette, and she causes trouble. Except that I bet you can guess which kind of trouble this version causes. Papa Smurf offers the new Smurfette a "deep tissue massage," but she wants a different kind of attention, because porn.

The Da Vinci Load 1 & 2

Who demanded a porno version of Dan Brown's Catholic art conspiracy thriller? Well, here you go. Someone is trying to clone someone based on sperm they found in a painting, and there's a secret order of semen which consists of hot naked people in masks. Evan Stone appears to enjoy spouting nonsensical dialogue, as well he might.

2069: A Sex Odyssey

Only loosely a spoof of Kubrick's 2001, but still. Kind of amazing. Alien women come to Earth because their entire planet is powered by human sperm. Of course it is.

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Who Stole Roger Rabbit?

There's trouble in Toon Town. This looks as though someone raided the Halloween costume shop on Nov. 1 for cartoon character outfits, and threw together a porn movie that furries will be obsessed with.

The Human Sexipede

And finally... we saved the WTFest for last. You can watch about 10 minutes of this film above, and that's probably about 9 and a half minutes too much. The "Sexipede" stuff only happens in the final few seconds of the above snippet, though. This film, like so many others on this list, leaves you wondering why humans are such perverse creatures. Is it a function of cultural alienation? Is it an evolutionary characteristic? We will never know, but films like The Human Sexipede help us to confront the screaming abyss at the pit of our souls. Or possibly, not.

Want more porn spoofs? Continue to page 2, covering superheroes, Star Wars, Star Trek, and horror movies!

Sources: Listal, IMDB, UGO, IAFD, Nerdbastards, Egotastic

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