​The Worst Nerds In The Entire World Return In This Week's Comics

Oh, you might think that the characters of The Big Bang Theory are bad, but they have nothing on Evan Dorkin's Eltingville Club, a group of the most awful, evil and terrifyingly accurate depictions of nerd-dom's dark side. Plus Justice League Canada, the end of The Walking Dead's war, and more!


New Issues

Dark Horse:

• Eltingville Club #1: The Eltingville Comic Book, Science-Fiction, Fantasy, Horror, and Role-Playing Club finally disbands in the most unpleasant way possible. From Milk & Cheese creator Evan Dorkin.

• Conan the Avenger #1: Robbed while drinking away his troubles in Shumballa, Conan hunts the thief but discovers supernatural trouble as well.

• Other releases: Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Season 10 #2, , Halo: Escalation #5, Mass Effect: Foundation #10, The Massive #22, Mind MGMT #21, Star Wars: Legacy II #14, Tome Raider #3, Witcher #2.

​The Worst Nerds In The Entire World Return In This Week's Comics

DC:

• Justice League United #0: Adam Strange knowingly unites Supergirl, Hawkman, Green Arrow, Stargirl, Martian Manhunter and Animal Man to form Justice League Canada.

• Secret Origins #1: Finally, DC takes the time to explore the mysterious origin of Superman.

• Other releases: All Star Western #30, Aquaman #30, Batman Eternal #3, Batman/Superman #9, Catwoman #30, Dead Boy Detectives #5, The Flash #30, Justice League Dark #30, Larfleeze #10, Red Lanterns #30, Superman #30, Teen Titans #30, Teen Titans Go #3.

IDW:

• Danger Girl: Mayday #1: The Danger Girls' deadliest, sexiest foe returns.

• 24 #1: The adventures of Jack Bauer after the series ended but before the upcoming TV movie Live Another Day.

• 7th Sword #1: A mercenary samurai defends a town from an evil warlord and his army of robots.

• Other releases: City: The Mind in the Machine #3, GI Joe: A Real American Hero #201, Godzilla: Rulers of the Earth #11, Popeye Classics #21, Rogue Trooper #3, Star Trek #32, TMNT: New Animated Adventures #10, TMNT #33, Transformers: Robots in Disguise #28.

​The Worst Nerds In The Entire World Return In This Week's Comics

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• The Walking Dead #12: The All-Out War saga concludes.

• Lazarus #8: "Four Forever calls on the Daggers. The Barrets reach the final stage of their journey as all threads converge on Denver for the Lift." I don't know what this means.\

• Other releases: Dead Body road #5, Five Ghosts #11, Fuse #3, Ghosted #9, Manhattan Projects #20, Mice Templar IV: Legend #9, Protectors Inc. #6, Saviors #4, Sheltered #8, Shotgun Wedding #4, Skullkickers #26, Sovereign #2, Thief of Thieves #20, Undertow #3, Zero #7.

Marvel:

• Original Sin #0: The mysterious Watcher watches something he wasn't supposed to in this prologue to Marvel's summer event.

• Elektra #1: Nothing about the official summary makes any sense, so I have no idea what happens other than Elektra comes back.

• All New Invaders #4: Captain America, Namor and the Human Torch battle the god of the Kree on his home turf.

• Other releases: Avengers Undercover #3, Daredevil #2, Dexter Diown Under #3, Fantastic Four #3, George Romero's Empire of the Dead: Act One #4, Guardians of the Galaxy #14, Iron Patriot #2, Powers Bureau #9, Savage Wolverine #17, The Superior Spider-Man Team-Up #12, Thunderbolts #25, Uncanny Avengers #19, What If? Age of Ultron #4.

Other:

• Vamplets: Undead Pet Society #1: The designer and illustrator of My Little Pony asks… "What if the ponies were all dead?"

• Other releases: All New Soulfire #4, Ash and the Army of Darkness #6, Bo Plushy Gangsta #2, Bravest Warriors #19, Bunker #3, Crossed Annual 2014, Crossed Badlands #52, Duffman Adventures #1, Eternal Warrior #8, Evil Empire #2, Fathom: Kiana #2, Fracture #4, Game of Thrones #20, GFT: Code Red #5, GFT: Helsing #1, GFT: Wonderland #22, Gravel: Combat Magician #3, Hacktivist #4, Harbinger #22, Herobear and the Kid: Saving Time #1, Jack Hammer #3, Lady Rawhide #5, Letter 44 #6, The Midas Flesh #5, Peanuts #17, Regular Show #12, Robotech/Voltron #3, The Shadow Now #6, Sherlock Holmes: Moriarty Lives #3, Thaniel #2, Uber #11, Warlord of Mars #35.


Trade Paperbacks and Hardcovers

Dark Horse:

• Someplace Strange: Two brothers enter a realm where their imagination is real in order to kill the bogeyman.

• Other releases: Bride of the Water God Vol. 15, EC Archives: Weird Fantasy Vol. 1, Gantz Vol. 31, Star Wars Omnibus: Knights of the Old Republic Vol. 3.

DC:

• Deadman Vol. 5: An assorted collection of Deadman tales from the '80s.

• Other releases: The Books of Magic, Green Lantern Vol. 4: Dark Days.

​The Worst Nerds In The Entire World Return In This Week's Comics

IDW:

• Princess of Mars: Illustrated Prose Edition: The first adventure of Edgar Rice Burrough's John Carter, illustrated by the amazing Michael Kaluta.

• The X-Files Season 10 Vol. 2: While someone tries to shut the X-Files division down, a monster from their past separates Mulder and Scully.

• Other releases: Dungeons & Dragons: Forgotten Realms Omnibus Vol. 1, Magic: The Gathering Vol. 4: Theros, The Rocketeer/The Spirit: Pulp Friction, Samurai Jack Classics Vol. 2, TMNT Adventures Vol. 7.

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• Distant Soil Vol. 2: The Ascendant.

Marvel:

• Brilliant Vol. 1: Five college geniuses try to create real-life superpowers in this miniseries from Brian Michael Bendis and Mark Bagley.

• Other releases: Marvel MasterWorks: Amazing Spider-Man Vol. 16, Savage Wolverine Vol. 1: Kill Island, Secret Avengers Vol. 3: How to Maim a Mockingbird, Thor by Walter Simonson Vol. 5, X-Men Legacy Vol. 4: For We Are Many.

Other:

• Animal Land Vol. 9, Bunny Drop Vol. 10, Flowers of Evil Vol. 9, Garth Ennis' Battlefields Vol. 3, Ghost Town, I'm Not Popular Vol. 3, Inu X Boku Vol. 3, Judge Dredd: The Complete Case Files Vol. 2, Over Easy, Planet of the Apes: Cataclysm Vol. 3, Skyward Vol. 2: Strange Creatures, Steed and Mrs. Peel Vol. 3, Street Fighter Classic Vol. 3: Psycho Crusher, Umineko: when They Cry Vol. 6, Vampirella Archives Vol. 9.


As usual, here's the list of everything being released to comic stores tomorrow, and you can find your nearest comic retailer here.