It's been 12 years since the Los Angeles Times speculated that we'd have robo-bailiffs, floating cameras, virtual reality goggles, computerized judges, and some kind of weird red vs. blue lightsaber battle in our courtrooms, but we're no closer to having this than we are the flying car. Hell, we'd commit a minor crime just to check all this stuff out if it existed. Robo-bailiff, FTW! Just wait until the Judge 044227 comes on Court TV, too.