This week's episode of Ultimate Spider-Man gives Carnage a New Origin

This week in the world of cartoons, Carnage and Green Goblin tangle on Ultimate Spider-Man, Shockwave surprisingly returns from Cybertron, and we are treated to an absolutely charming episode of Adventure Time.

As always - minor spoilers ahead!

Ultimate Spider-Man – "Carnage”

The Green Goblin and Carnage make appearances in this episode, with the series giving an interesting twist to Carnage’s origin.

Big spoiler – this clip shows the host for this “new” version of the sadistic 1990s villain.

Transformers: Prime – "Scattered”

Shockwave returns to the Decepticons after his exile on Cybertron, but Starscream is doing the heavy lifting for the Decepticons by placing a tracking device on Wheeljack as he escapes from the Darkmount base.

This extended clip from the episode explains what Shockwave did on Cybertron during all that down time.

Adventure Time – "Simon and Marcy"

It’s a Marceline and Ice King episode! This episode from Monday night tells a 996 year old tale, a tale of young Marcy and a John Lennon-esque Ice King surviving amidst the ruins of civilization. A perfect companion to last season’s “I Remember You.”

Regular Show – " A Bunch of Full Grown Geese "

In this episode from last Monday night, Mordecai and Rigby have a nice afternoon at the park ruined by a gaggle of asshole geese. The geese have taken over the park, running off animal denizens and human visitors, leaving Mord and Rigs to fight them off.

Archer – "The Papal Chase"

A summary of this week's episode of Archer doesn't really serve the show justice. Check out this clip, which features Archer as a priest, Pam as a nun, and Lana trying to hold everything together as ISIS attempts to save the Pope from an assassination plot.

If anyone is an expert in a number of foreign languages, feel free to do your brothers and sisters a favor and translate the non-English portions of this week's episode. Archer clips could be considered NSFW, so watch with care and keep one eye looking over your shoulder.

Top image courtesy of Disney XD. Archer airs Thursday nights on FX, while Ultimate Spider-Man airs Sunday mornings on Disney XD. Adventure Time and Regular Show air Monday nights on Cartoon Network. Transformers: Prime airs Friday nights on The Hub with replays on Saturday.