You know how everyone is wondering what's going to be the new True Blood? Now we know: Wolves is the new True Blood. You will not believe how ridiculous this movie trailer is.

Looking more like a 'roided-out production of Cats: The Musical than a pack of werewolves (AND WE ARE TOTALLY OK WITH THAT) the cast of Wolves spends most of this trailer running, jumping, humping and swatting at each other with their weird human/dog paws. It would appear that instead of transforming into full blown werewolves the movie Wolves will be half phasing into some sort of Thundercat furry. It. Is. Amazing.

Wolves trailer looks like Cats The Musical, but with dogs and sex

Written and directed by David Hayter (X-Men, The Scorpion King, Watchmen), this movie has so many things to love. First, the main character is named Cayden Richards. CAYDEN! AH HA HA HA HA HA HA! And playing what we're assessing is some sort of dog version of Mister Mistoffelees is Jason Momoa.

Wolves trailer looks like Cats The Musical, but with dogs and sex

Who just looks excellent. Really, everyone looks excellent in this excellent movie, and you can be assured that we will be in the theater front row, very, very drunk cheering for Cayden and the not cat, cat people.