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Linda Lake, the worlds most annoying reporter who can turn into water, is coming back to Smallville. Tori Spelling is rumored to be making another cameo as the gossipy crazy-face reporter who knows Clark Kent's big secret. What's really sad/interesting about this is that Spelling is appearing on a CW show that isn't the 90210 remake? It's totally ex-girlfriend syndrome, parade around in front of the set and let them know that you don't want them back, so they want you back. Also, Smallville — you're dirtying up your amazing coup of getting Sam Witwer by lowering your guest-star standards. Who's next, Rip Taylor? [Entertainment Weekly] More »
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Here's photographic and video evidence of what must surely be one of the signs of the approaching apocalypse: Tori Spelling in a Cthulhu movie. Make sure that sinks into your cranium before proceeding further. Yes, the very same Tori Spelling of Beverly Hills 90210 and the Tori & Dean Inn Love reality show strips down and gets her groove on in a wannabe horror film entitled Cthulhu: The Movie, where you never see any monsters. Unless you want to use the term "monster" metaphorically. Which we do. More »
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