<![CDATA[io9: Udo Kier]]> http://cache.io9.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/io9.com.png <![CDATA[io9: Udo Kier]]> http://io9.com/tag/udo kier http://io9.com/tag/udo kier <![CDATA[Spermula's Classy Aliens Use A Rolls Royce To Drain Men's Sexual Vitality [NSFW]]]> The mist creatures of the planet Spermula transform themselves into beautiful women, so they can come to Earth and drain human men of all of their sexual fluids, in the amazing movie Spermula. And it's just possibly NSFW. More »
]]> http://io9.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5304146&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[God Destroys The United Nations, While Kyle Reese Watches]]> Satan has instituted world government through the United Nations, and he's just succeeded in destroying the last opposition led by U.S. President David Alexander (Terminator's Michael Biehn) when suddenly God smites everyone wearing a red beret. John Bolton is smiling. More »
]]> http://io9.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5278261&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Udo Kier's Sexy Apocalyptic Sexy Webcam Show Of Sexiness]]> That Udo Kier is such a webcam slut. For $5.99 a minute, he'll get on cam and tell you about any apocalypse you want: solar flares, global warming... and then he'll take his glasses off. More »
]]> http://io9.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5251542&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[What If Uwe Boll Directed I Am Legend?]]> How would Uwe's I Am Legend differ? First, super-mutants are just guys in white body paint. Second of all, they get buzz-sawn in half. Thirdly, mad scientist is Udo Kier. Fourthly, crazy awesomeness! More »
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