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This past weekend, Justin Timberlake totally failed to rock our dystopian future in In Time. But the man who brought sexy back is by no means the weakest singer-turned-actor ever to grace science fiction and fantasy — not by any means. The history of SF and fantasy is littered with tons of musician roles and cameos, with varying levels of quality. More »
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Vampire Hitler attacks Rayne, the sexy young half-vampire heroine, in a crazy-pants dream sequence from Bloodrayne: The Third Reich. Yes, Uwe Boll's World War II epic is out on DVD, and it's chock full of crazy. More »
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Dolph Lundgren has unveiled Uwe Boll's latest cinematic masterpiece (after the insanely offensive Blubberella, naturally). It's a movie about a time-traveling Vietnam vet, who fights ninjas and knights. He's just screwing with us now, right? More »
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You've seen the poster for Uwe Boll's fatsploitation superhero film Blubberella — now feast your eyes on its disaster of a trailer. One think you can say about Boll's work: at least he's consistent in lowering the bar. More »
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Uwe Boll's career is like an unstoppable tidal wave of sewage. Apparently someone has decided to let him make a third Bloodrayne movie, this time featuring the Nazis from the video game. Check out the poster and a couple stills. More »
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In a desperate attempt to stay relevant, director Uwe Boll is making a ridiculously offensive fatsploitation movie called Blubberella. "She will kick major ass - with her major ass." Dear Hollywood, please stop giving this man money. Love, the universe. More »
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Billy the Kid is an evil vampire, and he's rigged a bunch of children to the world's weirdest Rube Goldberg death trap, involving weights, pulleys and nooses, in this bizarrely creeptastic scene from BloodRayne 2: Deliverance. More »
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We've got a grab bag of crazy for you this week at Cult. Spike Jonze is back and ladling out the hipster love in his new short I'm Here. Plus, meet a tire named Robert who wants to murder you. More »
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Ten years ago, superhero films and video-game films were both minor genres. You had your Batman Forever and your Mortal Kombat, but not much else. Both genres blew up in the 2000s, but superhero films won much bigger. For now. More »
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Christian Slater really must be his own worst enemy. Why else would he have agreed to star in Alone In The Dark, Uwe Boll's worst film? Just check out this great mad-scientist/Tara Reid confrontation . Below: alien parasite throat invasion! More »
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How would Uwe's I Am Legend differ? First, super-mutants are just guys in white body paint. Second of all, they get buzz-sawn in half. Thirdly, mad scientist is Udo Kier. Fourthly, crazy awesomeness! More »
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We need more terrible movies like The Gene Generation, this instant classic - newly on DVD - about a Dark Future [TM] where fetish-wear-clad assassins stalk "DNA hackers." And Faye Dunaway grows tentacles! More »
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Director Uwe Boll may have been the willing butt of many jokes - as is befitting the man who brought the world Seed, Postal and the upcoming Zombie Massacre - but if there's one thing he's not ready to put up with, it's being ripped off by Billy Zane. That's why he's taking the former Charmed and Pochahontas II star to court in a lawsuit that may be more entertaining than their entire output of the last five years combined. More »
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Even as the once-solid Cylon unity starts to splinter, a religious war is looming on Battlestar Galactica, judging from this clip from tomorrow night's episode. Baltar's been a traitor, an arrogant scientist, and a corrupt politician... but apparently there are third, fourth and fifth acts in Caprican life. (And maybe sixth, if Baltar's mental Cylon companion has her way.) "Escape Velocity" will be streaming hourly at Scifi.com starting at noon EST tomorrow, and airing at 10 PM on Sci Fi tomorrow night. (And meanwhile, it looks like Sci Fi is also featuring the cable premiere of Uwe Boll's Bloodrayne II: Deliverance on Saturday night. Wha?) More »
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It had to happen - Uwe Boll has finally gone completely insane. After spending years directing such classics as Bloodrayne, Bloodrayne II and the forthcoming Bloodrayne 3, Boll has laid down the ultimate challenge with new movie Postal: It's going to open head to head with Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull... and beat it at the box office. Wild claims and smack talking await under the jump. More »
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