Which Fictional Characters Would Make the Worst Friends?

Some of the characters we meet in books or TV are folks we can easily imagine hanging out with for an afternoon. But then there are those we're grateful are stuck safely behind the fourth wall. Which fictional characters do you think would make the worst friends?

Will it be Sherlock Holmes (Pro: He would totally help you find your missing keys! Con: He would occasionally use your genuine despair to add an extra hint of credibility to his faked death)? Or perhaps Walter White (Pro: If drug dealers were holding you hostage, he would probably eventually rescue you. Con: He is probably also the one who got you captured in the first place).

Make your case in the comments for the fictional friend that you keep "forgetting" to text back.

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