George R. R. Martin has had it with your "write faster" jokes. And he's not taking your lip anymore, so when Woostock performed “Write Like the Wind” by Paul and Storm at Comic-Con, Martin couldn't help but stop by and SHUT IT DOWN.

Here's another angle.

Neil Gaiman also pops up to warn everyone that George R. R. Martin is “not our bitch.” The video was captured by Veronica Belmont (via Laughing Squid). Wonderful.