Write Some Six-Word Science Fiction!

We love long, winding stories, but even the shortest story can still pack plenty of twists and turns. We're writing some six-word science fiction, and we want you to tell us a (concise) tale.

Follow up on your six-word story from last time — ranging from the most perfect Craigslist ad ever (Room for rent, cheap. NOT HAUNTED. —Long Lost Albatross) to a computer that fancies itself an editor ("JUST SIX WORDS?" Replied the computer... — Carlos_Ramirez) — or dazzle us with something altogether new in the comments now.

Image: Underwood 11 typewriter / alexkerhead.