<![CDATA[Tips on Defending Earth Against Alien Invaders - io9 Comments]]> <![CDATA[Tips on Defending Earth Against Alien Invaders - io9 Comments]]> <![CDATA[Tips on Defending Earth Against Alien Invaders]]> Dogs however, are used to fight both.

spudzill

]]> <![CDATA[Tips on Defending Earth Against Alien Invaders]]> You can't use robots to fight an Alien Invasion. Every one know the Robots will revolt. More likely they'll team up and both come after us.

spudzill

]]> <![CDATA[Tips on Defending Earth Against Alien Invaders]]> Remember when shooting at Space Invaders, aim at where they're going to be, not where they are now.

BloggyMcBlogBlog

]]> <![CDATA[Tips on Defending Earth Against Alien Invaders]]> @Katana_Mind: You just never know when you are going to need it! The tripods could show up at any minute.

zenpoet

]]> <![CDATA[Tips on Defending Earth Against Alien Invaders]]> How does this compare to the Zombie Survival Guide? I found ZSG pretty boring.

engtech

]]> <![CDATA[Tips on Defending Earth Against Alien Invaders]]> Reminds me of this little gem of a book: the Dalek Survival Guide. Keep within easy reach, or always stay near a staircase.

DeathbyTheremin

]]> <![CDATA[Tips on Defending Earth Against Alien Invaders]]> @Annalee:
Heh. If I'm battling aliens then sexy's probably the last thing I want in a bot. I'd prefer something with more firepower and ammo capacity than Seven of Nine or Six or whatever sexy fembot I can think of.

As someone who has a gift for ticking off females (human or not), I think there's something about a thinking sexy fembot with a built in machine gun that worries me.

ManchuCandidate

]]> <![CDATA[Tips on Defending Earth Against Alien Invaders]]> @zenpoet:
I a-l-w-a-y-s keep a bottle of AIDS around my neck.
I just like the AIDS I guess.

Katana_Mind

]]> <![CDATA[Tips on Defending Earth Against Alien Invaders]]> @horseloverfat: I read the book and it was great. Really funny.

Annalee Newitz

]]> <![CDATA[Tips on Defending Earth Against Alien Invaders]]> @ManchuCandidate: Oh hai -- if you're at war with aliens, then you'd want to make your FemBot battle-ready. Duh.

Annalee Newitz

]]> <![CDATA[Tips on Defending Earth Against Alien Invaders]]> Or you could just make it your hobby to lick toilet seats and do intravenous drugs with 25 or so of your closest strangers. It sure beats carrying vials around your neck.

godhammre

]]> <![CDATA[Tips on Defending Earth Against Alien Invaders]]> "this book is like futurism for science fiction lovers"

Isn't that a bit like describing a cookbook as "cuisine for epicureans"?

Chris Wren

]]> <![CDATA[Tips on Defending Earth Against Alien Invaders]]> Has anyone actually read this book, I am interested but had trouble finding decent reviews online.

Horselover Fat

]]> <![CDATA[Tips on Defending Earth Against Alien Invaders]]> If H.G. is to be believed, we should keep a bottle of menigitis or AIDS around our neck, and break over head of first alien we see.

zenpoet

]]> <![CDATA[Tips on Defending Earth Against Alien Invaders]]> "to keep a sexy FemBot ready for battle"

Is that a typo? I'd think it would be more like ready for sexy fun time. Otherwise what's the point in having a sexy fembot (or manbot for those who like that thing)?

Otherwise, sounds like a cool book.

ManchuCandidate

]]> <![CDATA[Tips on Defending Earth Against Alien Invaders]]> I repurposed that from Godzilla to Mudmaw from Dungeons and Dragons. ... Wait a minute ... you're saying I can do this ?!? You just opened a Pandora's Box of unimaginable power for those that come to Io9 and do not like the content of the articles! Thanks!!! Mwaaa haaa ha ha ha ha!!!

Eac_o_System

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