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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Bandwagon complaining is just a way to generate cred for yourself without having to justify your own thought. It's like hating Feist. People who hate Feist can never really explain the "why". Because there's no good reason for it other than to bolster your own self-image.&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;</p>
<p>Every critical choice we make about any medium or work of art that we then broadcast to others is simply an attempt to establish an identity within a certain community.</p>
<p>This applies to both negative and positive judgments. So while it is true we do get a certain positive value reinforcement from aligning ourselves with the "Shamaylan sucks!!11?" group, we similarly are attempting to establish our bonafides for membership in another group by rejecting the negative opinion.</p>
<p>All of the discussing we do on here is a series of poses, a sort of grasping for identity.  Normally I say this is to provide ourselves with access to the reproductive possibilities within a certain group we aspire to be a part of, but that sorts of breaks down on a sci fi internet forum where the likelihood of any of us here, especially here, having sex with eachother is diminished.</p> <p>lukeoneil47</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4054843">braak</a>: If your friends are indicative of the norm, then that explains a lot to me about why so many vacuous movies get made.</p> <p>Inkymonkey</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Did I miss something? Why is everyone saying that this movie has something to do with plants? I know about "Triffids" but I don't get the connection here? An interview, maybe?</p> <p>Menouthis</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>"like plants are sentient and have been screaming at us to stop eating salad for years."</p>
<p>Wouldn't that mean that vegetarians were wrong all along?</p> <p>Jonn</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>I just like the guy's name.</p>
<p>If you guys want to have some fun away from your flame war, try getting a bunch of friends together, watching signs, and then doing a corn maze at night.</p>
<p>That was a good time.</p> <p>ggodo</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Hey I'm gonna be a loner I guess and say I actually liked Signs for what it was. I LOVE Twilight Zone, Outer Limits, Tales from the Darkside, Night Gallery, etc... :P</P> <p>Darkweave</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4059766">extracrispy</a>: Well, it is a little pretentious, if you consider that a pretentious person is a person that claims to be an authority on subjects which they are not.  So, by your argument, if everyone as an individual is the final arbiter as to whether or not a thing is art, then every person is equally capable of judging the nature and efficacy of a piece of art.</p>
<p>It's not an essentially pretentious argument to say that all art is subjective; but it is an easy argument for a pretentious person to <i>use</i>, in order to provide validity to their opinion with regards to the opinion of an authority.</p> <p>braak</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4057971">Pope John Peeps II</a>: Exactly right. The artistic merit of any work can only be determined by the person viewing it. That's not pretentious.</p>
<p>Repeatedly belittling anyone who may disagree with your interpretation, however, is.</p> <p>extracrispy</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://io9.com/352447/the-latest-get-the-hell-out-of-town-due-to-a-virus-movie#c4054387">extracrispy</A>: Well lookie lookie who's crumbled some pretentious crackers into his piping hot pretentious soup?</P>
<P>So a movie is an artistic success, and is of quality, only if YOU say so. In the loosest definition of things, an artist is a success if he endeavours to reproduce a certain experience he envisions through the techniques he develops. Shayalaman's done that, regardless of what YOU think of his films.</P>
<P>Regardless of what you think of John Steinbeck's books, or Picasso's paintings, you have to admit that they are art. The vision of the artist enacted and communicated through technique.</P>
<P>@<A href="http://io9.com/352447/the-latest-get-the-hell-out-of-town-due-to-a-virus-movie#c4053792">Ray Gunn</A>: "derivative without being overt in his homages". I'm sorry, the basis for your criticism is that he uses other people as influence?! THIS IS WHAT ALL ART IS. YOU'RE DESCRIBING THE PROCESS OF MAKING ART. You see something that influences you, you try to adapt it to what you need to express. Where do you think art comes from?! What you've just said quite literally MAKES NO SENSE. And sort of proves my point. Being "overt" in your "homage" is one of those total bull phrases.</P>
<P>And Feist is a fine singer for what she sings. She's a folk singer, they don't need operatic training. I've sang for 12 years of my life and she sounds perfectly okay to me. Nobody's cared about "phrasing" since Sinatra was famous, and she's got a nice sort of smokey timbre to her voice. Try again later.</P> <p>Pope John Peeps II</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4057307">BadUncle</a>: "as much *fun* as."</p> <p>BadUncle</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4052514">Pope John Peeps II</a>: So what you're saying is that he'd make a good director of photography, right? But as for that little issue of storytelling, Shyamalamadingdong churns out shaggy dog stories. Creepy shaggy dog stories, sure. But watching them more than once becomes a connoiseurship of the technical, and as much as watching the "Corbomite Maneuver" a second time.</p> <p>BadUncle</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Blech. Blech Yuck Gag. I think I stopped looking forward to Shyamalan movies around the time I saw Signs and began to actively dread them after seeing The Village. What he needs is a writer. Because he most certainly is not a writer. He's a decent director, and knows how to make movies look good. But he can't put a script together to save his life, or more importantly, his movies. It's like he's a lazy creative writing student that turns in a first draft and claims that the flaws are his "style."</p>
<p>At one point I heard a rumor that he was going to do a Harry Potter movie. That would have been cool. I think his greatest potential lies in making movies that he did not write, or rewrite, or touch the script in any way other than to read it. But evidence suggests that he is too much a prima donna to sully his hands with any script written by another person.</p>
<p>Therefore, blech.</p> <p>etho</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://io9.com/352447/the-latest-get-the-hell-out-of-town-due-to-a-virus-movie#c4054387">extracrispy</A>: Well, in that case I'm not sure everyone would agree with you re: the priority of story in film. I am no film critic myself, so I'll refrain from trying to develop some kind of unified aesthetic critical model for film, but I will say that some few people I know who are filmmakers place the cinematography of film as its primary element, and are much less concerned about story.</P> <p>braak</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4053881">braak</a>: Artistically. Commercial success is irrelevant to a discussion about quality.</p> <p>extracrispy</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://io9.com/352447/the-latest-get-the-hell-out-of-town-due-to-a-virus-movie#c4053552">extracrispy</A>: I think the priority of a strong story, in the case of films, is a matter of personal preference. And "succeed" and "fail" are loaded concepts--do you mean "succeed" artistically, or commercially?</P> <p>braak</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>That lemming thing is a myth.</P>
<P>I like some of this guy's movies (<I>Unbreakable</I>, the 'I see dead people one', whatever that was called), others are okay (<I> Villiage</I> was hokey but kind of fun, <I>Lady</I> didn't go anywhere but was sort of adequate).</P>
<P>I'm never forgiving him for <I>Signs</I>, though. Not only was the plot imbecilic, but the Dad was possibly the most completely despicable character ever presented in a positive light.<BR>-Kle.</P></BR> <p>Klebert L. Hall</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://io9.com/352447/the-latest-get-the-hell-out-of-town-due-to-a-virus-movie#c4052514">Pope John Peeps II</A>: Wait, so if I (and probably many other people) hate Feist because she's a shitty singer (flat, no warmth or resonance, no power or support, bad phrasing), that's not a good reason?</P>
<P>And if I dislike M. Night because he's derivative without being overt in his homages and because color symbolism is not a good enough substitute for artistic expression, are those good enough aesthetic reasons for you?</P>
<P>You'll find that many people aren't haters just because hating is more fun. Maybe some people lack the technical vocabulary to express succintly what their complaint is, but that doesn't give you enough ammunition to say they lack reasons.</P> <p><a href="http://flickr.com/photos/raygunn/">Ray Gunn</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4052514">Pope John Peeps II</a>: I do read books. Thanks.</p>
<p>And you're still wrong. A movie needs a strong story first and foremost to succeed. Shyamalan's films fail, despite how moody and creepy looking you think they are, because the stories are weak and they do rely on poor gimmicks.</p>
<p>And your little "bandwagon complaining" comment has left the realm of pretentious and entered the self-righteous. It's pretty smug to suggest that anyone who doesn't like Shyamalan's movies can't think for themselves.</p> <p>extracrispy</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4050527">Pope John Peeps II</a>: Well said @ 7:45.</p>
<p>I feel sorry M. Night Shamalamadingdong since he is now expected to make blockbuster films. The scrutiny he now gets for striking gold on his first film is relentless. It seems it's far better to make shitty films at the beginning of one's career and grow as a filmmaker than to be instantly known as an auteur and expected to live up to that reputation.</p> <p>Ravac</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://io9.com/352447/the-latest-get-the-hell-out-of-town-due-to-a-virus-movie#c4051700">Macloserboy</A>: Writing movies is what he does only in order to allow him to DIRECT what he wants to direct. That's his focus. Look at the Sixth Sense. It's got about 20 whole minutes of dialogue in the entire movie, but the rest of it is shot beautifully, and paced incredibly well. He knows exactly WHAT he wants to do and I think no one else probably understood that right away, so he had to start writing things himself. Why do you think the Sixth Sense was so fascinating? Because it was new. Or at least, an old idea that seemed new.</P>
<P>@<A href="http://io9.com/352447/the-latest-get-the-hell-out-of-town-due-to-a-virus-movie#c4051954">extracrispy</A>: Like Braak said. If story was everything then you'd be reading books. You're going to movies for the unfolding of images. A good story only helps those images unfold properly. Just like books - a good story only leads the language of a book to unfold into meaning. When you put the story first, it easily becomes gimmicky.</P>
<P>Bandwagon complaining is just a way to generate cred for yourself without having to justify your own thought. It's like hating Feist. People who hate Feist can never really explain the "why". Because there's no good reason for it other than to bolster your own self-image.</P>
<P>Hate what deserves to be hated according to actual REASONS. If it's artistic, have genuine aesthetic reasons. If it's intellectual, have good thought behind what you're saying.</P> <p>Pope John Peeps II</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://io9.com/352447/the-latest-get-the-hell-out-of-town-due-to-a-virus-movie#c4051954">extracrispy</A>: False. If story were everything, we wouldn't need to watch movies; we could just read screenplays.</P> <p>braak</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://io9.com/352447/the-latest-get-the-hell-out-of-town-due-to-a-virus-movie#c4049634">Imipolex_G-Unit</A>: ...and then everyone starts shilling for American Express in a bizarre ripoff of a brilliant French filmmaker's work.</P> <p><a href="http://flickr.com/photos/raygunn/">Ray Gunn</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4050527">Pope John Peeps II</a>: So your argument is that good cinematography and production trumps poor writing. Umm, no. The story is everything.</p>
<p>Also, your little rant came across as more pretentious than any other comment on this thread.</p> <p>extracrispy</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4050527">Pope John Peeps II</a>: New?  Since when is making two hour, plodding Twilight Zone episodes new!?!</p> <p>Macloserboy</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>"Those aren't ideas, Mr. Shayamalan.  Those are twists!"</p> <p>Szin</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>I'm going to be the first to ruin it for everyone and save you all your $10. The "twist" is that deforestation and the destroying of the environment is going to be the SOLUTION of the story. Ha! See, its a twist because global warming is "so hot right now..." (ba dump ching!)</p> <p>DarkPlaces</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://io9.com/352447/the-latest-get-the-hell-out-of-town-due-to-a-virus-movie#c4050527">Pope John Peeps II</A>: I have to say two things:</P>
<P>1) I generally agree with what you said.</P>
<P>2) I am surprised that it's <I>you</I> that gave this speech.</P>
<P>You may have...three points.</P> <p>braak</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>It's easy to whine about Shayamalan. It's easy to whine about anyone who actually does anything NEW, and advances his art. Once he's made his mark, all us pathetic do-nothings can sit around and pick him apart. Which we apparently do.</P>
<P>But if you were being honest with yourself, you'd admit that the man can make a movie. Sure, maybe his WRITING isn't top-notch, and The Village had an incredibly silly twist. But it's good enough to allow him to really film the images he wants to film, and capture the tension he imagines. And he's really great at that. And THAT'S what's magnificent about his films.</P>
<P>Whine whine whine as much as you like, but the secret to not being a pretentious twat is to recognize what people do well, as well as what they do poorly. There's room in art for extremely simple stories that are told with great elegance. For example - Signs. It's a nothing story. It has no story. But the way the whole thing unfolds on film... well - even if you predicted the ending, it's an interesting and surprising moment.</P>
<P>And by the way, are all you readers of Sci-fi literature, which traditionally WORSHIPS at the altar of shitty twist endings, actually criticizing a twist ending? Have you READ science fiction lately? It's like 75 years of bad twist endings....</P> <p>Pope John Peeps II</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>*come out</P>
<P>(Darn Keyboard!)</P> <p>Klappstuhl</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Oh I can't wait for this to ome out</P>
<P>SPOILER: The Virus dies due to WATER!</P> <p>Klappstuhl</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>SPOILER ALERT: Everyone is seeing dead people because they live in a village of superhero ghosts separated from an outside world comprised of aliens who make crop-circles.</p> <p><a href="http://www.petemandik.com/blog">Imipolex_G-Unit</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4042739">Rockstar Ghede</a>: What about a yeast cell that falls in the woods with no one 'round to hear it?</p> <p><a href="http://www.petemandik.com/blog">Imipolex_G-Unit</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Revenge of the plants, huh?  At least Audrey II could carry a tune.</p>
<p>Loved that Roald Dahl story.  Tried to make a short film of it once, but it never got off the ground.  Story of my life, actually.</p>
<p>"There appears to be an event happening."  Isn't that true all day every day?</p>
<p>How many ex-hippies will go to a movie called "The Happening" thinking it's about some sort of performance art?</p> <p>SeeingI</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Zooey zooey zooey zooey zooey zooey zooey zooey zooey zooey zooey zooey zooey zooey zooey zooey zooey zooey zooey zooey zooey zooey zooey zooey zooey zooey zooey zooey zooey zooey zooey zooey zooey zooey zooey zooey zooey zooey zooey zooey zooey zooey zooey zooey zooey zooey zooey zooey zooey zooey zooey zooey zooey zooey zooey zooey zooey zooey zooey zooey zooey zooey zooey zooey zooey zooey zooey zooey zooey zooey zooey zooey zooey zooey zooey zooey zooey.  Zooey.</p>
<p>I have a fantasy where I take her hostage and she sings me to sleep every night.</p>
<p>Too much?</p> <p><a href="http://peanutismint.livejournal.com">peanutismint</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>He's getting ready to make a trilogy, ya know?</p>
<p>I wonder if that's three twist endings or just one at the very, very end.</p> <p><a href="http://johnnyzito.com">JohnnyZito</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4A53t5rM3N8">[www.youtube.com]</a></p> <p><a href="http://www.commiejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=nebris">Nebris</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Plants go nuts because we stopped giving them Brawndo.<br>
"It's got what plants crave."</p> <p>doctor_cos</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Reminds me of an old scifi book I read years ago called The Psychopath Plague where alien plants drive humans insane in order to have the planet to themselves. Looks like Nighties 20 years late :P Maybe he read the same book :)</P> <p>Darkweave</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Oh, M. Knight Shalamahyamahanahan, when will you learn?<br>
But, most importantly, when will the audiences learn to shun your movies?<br>
For me, this is not storytelling. It's like having a co-worker tell everyone a tale of a young girl going to her grandma's with a basket of lunch, when a wolf happens upon her and decides to eat her; and then looking around with excitement in his eyes waiting for approval.</p>
<p>Dude, you bring nothing new to the table! Your "twists" only work with children. Also, a mature storyline cannot hinge upon a single element.<br>
Point in case - "The Fight Club". Arguably a fine piece of cinema, that can be viewed from different angles depending on what knowledge you are privy to. But no matter if you've seen it before or not, it is still a good piece of storytelling.</p>
<p>Please people - you're money is your vote!</p> <p>Katana_Mind</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>man...here we go again. Hope it works this time...twist or no twist. what if the twist is that there wont be a twist?</p>
<p>Guess what, when Lady in water came in theaters, the local distributor put a ticker during the trailing asking people not to give away the ending. :D<br>
@BONNIEGRRLL...hoping the same.</p> <p><a href="http://humanuniverse.blogspot.com">Ghost Particle</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>The Day of the Triffids 2.0, anyone?</P>
<P>Still wishing M. would do a sequel to "Unbreakable."<BR>*sigh*</P></BR> <p><a href="http://www.grrl.com">bonniegrrl</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>There was a really cheesy 1977 Christopher Lee movie called Starship Invasions that involved a "suicide ray" that caused mass, worldwide suicides. It actually was kind of creepy and stuck with me all these years.</P>
<P>IMDB link to movie:<BR><A href="http://imdb.com/title/tt0076760/">[imdb.com]</A></P></BR> <p>Gojulas</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>I would like to say that this is the worst storyline I ever could have imagined for a movie, and that's only if I was capable of imagining such utter vomit.</p> <p><a href="http://">Marcus117</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Damn vegans! I knew they'd be the end of us all!</p> <p>Slatz_Grobnik</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4042699">diverguy</a>: I was thinking, word for word, the same as you.</p>
<p>"Earth First! We'll pave the other planets later!"</p> <p>Mister Adequate</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Awesome: How could an M. Nut movie be made any worse? Add Zooey Deschanel and hey presto -- it's dungtastic! Maybe I'll post a YouTube video taken from my toilet cam on the day the movie comes out to celebrate.</p> <p>noncornbatant</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>"There appears to be an event happening" appears to be the worst line of dialogue I have ever heard. M. Night needs to join a 12 step program for hackery.</p> <p>Inkymonkey</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>I saw the poster and figured the big twist at the end is that this is The Rapture.<br>
@<a href="#c4042350">Pope John Peeps II</a>: I liked the camera work in "Cloverfield". I thought it was very inventive and well-thought out. Wish I could say so about the characters.</p> <p><a href="http://www.rogerniner.com">rogerniner</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>I thought the twist in 'Lady in the Water' was M. Night playing so against type as a 'brilliant, reclusive writier'. (And humble as well!)</P> <p>kaosdevice</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4043025">kaosdevice</a>: Isn't that the 'twist' in Lady in the Water? There's no twist in that. There's not much there <i>too</i> twist, mind you.</p> <p>sandchigger</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>The only things missing from his last two movies are bits of corn and peanuts.</p>
<p>At least Uwe Boll <b>knows</b> his a hack.</p> <p>Jim (The Canuck One)</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>I am one of those "waits for the DVD" skeptics when it comes to movies like this. Unfortunately, the "Twists" are usually spoiled by then so I don't bother to rent them.</p> <p>MercuryPDX</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>I'd watch it for Zooey.</P>
<P>But, yeah, some of his "twists" don't do it for me.</P> <p><a href="http://oldsillybear.com">Ben</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Wouldn't it be great if the twist in this M. Night movie was that it was a straight forward movie with no twist ending?</P> <p>kaosdevice</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>I keep giving M. Night Shymalamadingdong the benefit of the doubt, and he keeps fucking me in the ass. This is the first time I simply refuse to get excited about his latest movie.</p> <p>extracrispy</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>M. Night Shyamalan can never redeem himself in my eyes. Not even with Zooey Deschanel.</p>
<p>@<a href="#c4042739">Rockstar Ghede</a>: That's a Roald Dahl story.</p> <p>mumblingmynah</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Fun fact: Yeast cells make noise. When it is made audible to humans, it sounds like a high pitched scream.</p>
<p>Maybe the plants HAVE been yelling at us, but we can't hear it.</p>
<p>I think I read a story like that. A guy made a device to listen to plants... and he could hear the screaming of the flowers being trimmed, the menacing grumble of the old oak tree... I think he died insane.</p> <p>Ghede</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c4042602">plutoboy</a>: You underrate the amount of marijuana in New York City.</p> <p>7Zark7 Iz In Ur Internetz</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Anything with Zooey Deschanel is worth a look. She was pretty much the only saving grace for Hitch Hikers.</P> <p>diverguy</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Dood, the plants of the world are the enemy?  Awesome!  Take that treehuggers!</p>
<p>I can't wait until Marky Mark saves the day by killing every last fucking flower on Earth.</p> <p>7Zark7 Iz In Ur Internetz</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Why would the plants go after us in New York and not near a logging mill or on farms with big-ass threshers?  Or does New York even make the plants crazy?</p> <p>Gopherit</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://io9.com/352447/the-latest-get-the-hell-out-of-town-due-to-a-virus-movie#c4042466">92BuickLeSabre</A>: Oh, maybe they will hire him for a spoof?wouldnt it be hi-la-ri-ous?(well considering all the spoofs lately)<BR>And OMG! have yall seen the new "Superhero Movie" Trailer?Now that is Laugh Out Loud funny!</P></BR> <p>Simpsons-Movie-ruled</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>"What a twist!"</P>
<P>I love "Robot Chicken"...</P> <p>Frozen-Tex</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>with a twiiist!</p>
<p>@<a href="#c4042374">simpsons-movie-ruled</a>: That's "game show" host and former Nixon speech-writer Ben Stein.</p> <p>92BuickLeSabre</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>I hope there's a scene where the plants figure out how to turn our own lawnmowers and juicers against us.... SPOOKY!</p> <p><a href="http://www.grrl.com">bonniegrrl</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>DAMN I had it all wrong, I thought it was the teacher who said "Bueller, Bueller, Bueller" and also appears in those eye drop commercials</P> <p>Simpsons-Movie-ruled</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Say what you want about the twisty plotty twisties, but the man knows how to make a creepy movie. I wish he had made Cloverfield instead of the shakey-cam epileptic overcaffeinated guy. Whoever he is.</P> <p>Pope John Peeps II</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>I hope it's the screen adaptation of the Pixies song!</p> <p><a href="http://www.goodisthenewbad.com">DCI Gene Hunt</a></p>]]></description>
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