<![CDATA[Girls In Speed Racer Get Matching Lipstick, Outfits, and Aprons - io9 Comments]]> <![CDATA[Girls In Speed Racer Get Matching Lipstick, Outfits, and Aprons - io9 Comments]]> <![CDATA[Girls In Speed Racer Get Matching Lipstick, Outfits, and Aprons]]> Mach 5 dying? That sucks!

kurwinsky

]]> <![CDATA[Girls In Speed Racer Get Matching Lipstick, Outfits, and Aprons]]> Mach 5 will die about ten minutes into it, and of course Speed will then get Mach 6.

If car commercials have taught me anything, it's unload that old junker and get the new model - it's MUCH better.

Ben

]]> <![CDATA[Girls In Speed Racer Get Matching Lipstick, Outfits, and Aprons]]> @antimatty: Pfff. If the brat and the monkey bit it, the audience would cheer. No matter how sad Speed might be. I can't be the only one who was always hoping they'd get it in the cartoon.

Mach 5 dying, there's your "guy crying".

Evil Tortie's Mom

]]> <![CDATA[Girls In Speed Racer Get Matching Lipstick, Outfits, and Aprons]]> @X: The Eliminator:
Would that be 'Penis X', then?
-Kle.

Klebert L. Hall

]]> <![CDATA[Girls In Speed Racer Get Matching Lipstick, Outfits, and Aprons]]> speed loses his penis?? well, thank god he's got the other one.

X: The Eliminator

]]> <![CDATA[Girls In Speed Racer Get Matching Lipstick, Outfits, and Aprons]]> What's wrong with a positive female role model that isn't wearing skin tight leather and literally kicking someones ass? I've never actually met anyone like the "tough woman" who really just wants to be in the boy's super hero club in real life anyways. Modern female action movie characters are usually bizarre and unbelievable, and more than a little repulsive in their attempts to be masculine and sexy at the same time.

sirtimbly

]]> <![CDATA[Girls In Speed Racer Get Matching Lipstick, Outfits, and Aprons]]> @btgoss: Castration usually ranks in my top.. 1

Project Thanatos

]]> <![CDATA[Girls In Speed Racer Get Matching Lipstick, Outfits, and Aprons]]> People, people, people.... I know what "guy sad" is...

Well two things... obvious thing #1, a car gives it's life to save a dude.

Or... and this would make any true man cry... heroic monkey death.

I can't even go on thinking of a heroic monkey death, that is perhaps the saddest guy thing I can think of.

btgoss

]]> <![CDATA[Girls In Speed Racer Get Matching Lipstick, Outfits, and Aprons]]> I got three words... 'black snake moan'. After seeing that the hawtie Ricci could do a remake of Beach Blanket Bingo (I wish!), and I would watch it. Just take a six-pack and chips with you.

deckard97

]]> <![CDATA[Girls In Speed Racer Get Matching Lipstick, Outfits, and Aprons]]> @schmattakid: Except if they put it on the posters, they'll edit it to say "Technicolor . . . comet . . . hyperactive video game . . . lipstick."

Annalee Newitz

]]> <![CDATA[Girls In Speed Racer Get Matching Lipstick, Outfits, and Aprons]]> KEVIN! this is the funniest bit of writing on the internet today. If they're smart they'll put this on the poster.
--'The movie looks like a technicolor vomit comet that merged with a hyperactive video game, but we're not saying that's necessarily a bad thing. As long as the lipstick matches the hurl.'--

schmattakid

]]> <![CDATA[Girls In Speed Racer Get Matching Lipstick, Outfits, and Aprons]]> @Epaminondas: Maybe they have to put down a car. Poor Mach 5!

PeggyK

]]> <![CDATA[Girls In Speed Racer Get Matching Lipstick, Outfits, and Aprons]]> I once drove a car to change the world.

All I ended up with was a fractured windshield.

7Zark7 Iz In Ur Internetz

]]> <![CDATA[Girls In Speed Racer Get Matching Lipstick, Outfits, and Aprons]]> he gets rear ended and chim chim and that kid are in his trunk at the time.

pops blames speed for it. speed gets drunk and crashes during a race.

antimatty

]]> <![CDATA[Girls In Speed Racer Get Matching Lipstick, Outfits, and Aprons]]> @PeggyK: Don't forget about havin' to shoot Old Yeller... wait do they shoot the dog in this??

Pwnieboy

]]> <![CDATA[Girls In Speed Racer Get Matching Lipstick, Outfits, and Aprons]]> the only thing that would make me cry while watching a movie, would be dropping my nachos on the floor.-blurey

blurey

]]> <![CDATA[Girls In Speed Racer Get Matching Lipstick, Outfits, and Aprons]]> I smell an uptick in the sale of anti-epileptic drugs, right around the release date of this movie. All I really want to see is Rain aka Jung Ji Hoon do his thing [www.youtube.com] *highly embarrassed fangirl swoon*

twreckx

]]> <![CDATA[Girls In Speed Racer Get Matching Lipstick, Outfits, and Aprons]]> Oops, forgot to link to the original theme song..

Ben

]]> <![CDATA[Girls In Speed Racer Get Matching Lipstick, Outfits, and Aprons]]> As long as it isn't Days of Thunder meets Cars.

Ben

]]> <![CDATA[Girls In Speed Racer Get Matching Lipstick, Outfits, and Aprons]]> @Szin: you need to tell me RIGHT NOW how to go back and time and not click on that link. My soul just died a little bit.

zerofritz

]]> <![CDATA[Girls In Speed Racer Get Matching Lipstick, Outfits, and Aprons]]> @iJake: Just like Thunderbirds.

Klappstuhl

]]> <![CDATA[Girls In Speed Racer Get Matching Lipstick, Outfits, and Aprons]]> Isn't "guy sad" in the movies when a tough (and heterosexual, of course) male succumbing to an unstoppable illness à la Brian's Song? Or maybe it's the guy's noble and loyal girlfriend tragically perishing.

Anyway, the apron business is just ick - nothing like a visible reminder that a woman's primary tasks are cooking and cleaning.

PeggyK

]]> <![CDATA[Girls In Speed Racer Get Matching Lipstick, Outfits, and Aprons]]> yeah what is up with that other wachowski and the whole gender swap thing i heard about?

sandovar

]]> <![CDATA[Girls In Speed Racer Get Matching Lipstick, Outfits, and Aprons]]> Pops Racer: "You think you can drive a car, and change the world? It doesn't work like that!"

That's the quality writing right there, that's has seeing this movie on opening day! CAN'T WAIT. All they could do to make this movie even more perfect is to include the 90's Speed Racer cartoon intro.

[youtube.com]

Szin

]]> <![CDATA[Girls In Speed Racer Get Matching Lipstick, Outfits, and Aprons]]> @Garrison Dean: *ding**ding**ding*

If Speedie loses a penis, well, that explains a lot, that's all I'm sayin.

92BuickLeSabre

]]> <![CDATA[Girls In Speed Racer Get Matching Lipstick, Outfits, and Aprons]]> I just can't bring myself to forgive them for the abominations that were Matrix 2&3. This looks really really bad...

Pwnieboy

]]> <![CDATA[Girls In Speed Racer Get Matching Lipstick, Outfits, and Aprons]]> @Garrison Dean: lol! yeah I do kinda want to know what's up with the other Wachowski (brother).

CmdrHunt

]]> <![CDATA[Girls In Speed Racer Get Matching Lipstick, Outfits, and Aprons]]> Speaking of "celebrating her as a girl and a woman" how is that one Wachowski brother doing?

Grrsn Dn

]]> <![CDATA[Girls In Speed Racer Get Matching Lipstick, Outfits, and Aprons]]> When I was a struggling, young journalist about 10 years ago, my editor sent me to interview Christina Ricci about her latest movie. She fell asleep during the interview. True story.

extracrispy

]]> <![CDATA[Girls In Speed Racer Get Matching Lipstick, Outfits, and Aprons]]> "it's hard candy meets death race 2000."

mitchel_stevens

]]> <![CDATA[Girls In Speed Racer Get Matching Lipstick, Outfits, and Aprons]]> With every new thing that comes out about this movie, I am more and more convinced that it's going to be utter shit.

iJake

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