<![CDATA[Take Your Monkey To Space And Spank Him - io9 Comments]]> <![CDATA[Take Your Monkey To Space And Spank Him - io9 Comments]]> <![CDATA[Take Your Monkey To Space And Spank Him]]> Really? I liked both Valiant and Happily Never After. So did my kids.

I'm sure they'll like to watch crazy monkey astronauts.

I also liked Captain Simian. This one is cool:


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I like the designs on Space Chimps. I like the characters.

glork

]]> <![CDATA[Take Your Monkey To Space And Spank Him]]> Vanguard Entertainment, who produced Valiant and Happily Never After, is animating the film

Oh god, this is not a good sign. Those films should never be included on anyone's resume.

Which is a real shame, because they both had a lot of potential and were animated very well, but the writing and voice acting sucked so much that they're unbearable to watch.

Chiper

]]> <![CDATA[Take Your Monkey To Space And Spank Him]]> @AmishJohn: Ha! That's almost like one of those "closed universe" analogies...or is it "open", or "flat"...I can never get them right, but I mean the one where if you travel far enough in one direction you'll end up back where you came in...with a monkey throwing poo at you...or something. ;)

montsnmags

]]> <![CDATA[Take Your Monkey To Space And Spank Him]]> Captain Simian and the Space Monkeys. 'Nuff said.

webmaven

]]> <![CDATA[Take Your Monkey To Space And Spank Him]]> I support this project 100%. For obvious reasons.

SpaceMonkeyX

]]> <![CDATA[Take Your Monkey To Space And Spank Him]]> @montsnmags: It'd just collide with the poo going in the other direction.

AmishJohn

]]> <![CDATA[Take Your Monkey To Space And Spank Him]]> @Tiwa: I would suggest throwing poo at your monitor.

montsnmags

]]> <![CDATA[Take Your Monkey To Space And Spank Him]]> Apes. Chimpanzees are apes. No tail? Probably not a monkey.

Here's a little ditty to help you remember:

Happy birthday to you,
You live in a zoo.
You look like a monkey,
But in reality you're an ape.
For he's an ape, not a monkey,
He's an ape, not a monkey,
Oh, he's an ape not a monkey,
Because he has no tail.

Damonicus

]]> <![CDATA[Take Your Monkey To Space And Spank Him]]> Huh... does that mean they spank the human, "oh yeah spank that human little monkey in your capsule." On a more serious note, is it me or have we not learned anything from Japanese Anime... storyline, engaging ideas and some great visuals. No, I didn't think so... ^.^

Crunchy

]]> <![CDATA[Take Your Monkey To Space And Spank Him]]> It's amazing how easy it is to make an animated monkey look just like any other cheesy-no-talent-teen-idol actor.

92BuickLeSabre

]]> <![CDATA[Take Your Monkey To Space And Spank Him]]> Ugh...

That still alone looks like the epitome of generic, cliche, and stupid--basically everything wrong with animation nowadays.

I cannot properly articulate my rage just now.

Tiwa

]]> <![CDATA[Take Your Monkey To Space And Spank Him]]> @MasterOfPastures:
Yes indeed.

I'm a fan of "Monkey who always threw poo at us."

ManchuCandidate

]]> <![CDATA[Take Your Monkey To Space And Spank Him]]> Terrifying space monkeys have gotten loose?

bluesunburn

]]> <![CDATA[Take Your Monkey To Space And Spank Him]]> We don't need a 'Space Chimps' movie... we need a 'Captain Simian and the Space Monkeys' film ( [en.wikipedia.org] ). Wonderful TV series, very funny.

IllusionaryLunch

]]> <![CDATA[Take Your Monkey To Space And Spank Him]]> Spanking the monkey in space? Where do I sign up?

Frozen-Tex

]]> <![CDATA[Take Your Monkey To Space And Spank Him]]> I hope there is a whole sequence of poo flinging...

this POS is almost finished...poor bastards...

goldfarb

]]> <![CDATA[Take Your Monkey To Space And Spank Him]]> Now, the monkeys crash-land on a mysterious planet after traveling light-years into space, only to find it is inhabited by hairless apes that stand perfectly erect.

Take your hands off me, you damn dirty human!

JoeyTheHobo

]]> <![CDATA[Take Your Monkey To Space And Spank Him]]> "Monkeys in outer spaaaaceeee... protecting the freedom of the human race!"

MasterOfPastures

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