You Probably Own These In A Galaxy Far, Far Away - io9 Comments

You Probably Own These In A Galaxy Far, Far Away

gfburke — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 13:36:26 PST

I would instantly buy the sunshield, fridge, desk lamp, grill and slippers.

gfburke

You Probably Own These In A Galaxy Far, Far Away

EDread83 — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 10:37:44 PST

i would have bought most of these things and may even attempt to make crude versions of them for myself

EDread83

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josh42042 — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 18:11:42 PST

wow, i would buy 50% of those products.

josh42042

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92BuickLeSabre — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:57:25 PST

@san_marino: You say setting yourself up for Jabba-sodomy jokes as if it's a bad thing.

92BuickLeSabre

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GarySeven — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:54:51 PST

This stuff all rocks. I would buy all of it. Maybe not the beanbag though.

GarySeven

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san_marino — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:47:39 PST

I can't believe anyone wants a Jabba bean bag, it's as if you're setting yourself up for as many sodomy jokes as you possibly can. On the other hand it would probably pay for itself in sheer entertainment value.

san_marino

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92BuickLeSabre — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:35:52 PST

So what, they apparently voted "yes" and "no" on opposite day?

This is all the good stuff! I want the beanbag chair right now!

92BuickLeSabre

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TheElectricMonk — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:12:55 PST

I liked everything that wasn't a squishy Jabba. My favorites being the sunshade, lamp, and and big game trophies.

TheElectricMonk

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Git Em SteveDave has a new Lego set — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 13:42:19 PST

@ManchuCandidate: They did. He said "Mesa don't care Annie!". True story.

Git Em SteveDave has a new Lego set

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ManchuCandidate — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 13:36:47 PST

Sweet Zombie Jeebus. Only if someone had the balls to say: "You know George, this Jar Jar guy is pretty fucking lame and just a tad racist."

ManchuCandidate

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gods-n-clods — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 13:29:42 PST

Let's not have these be made, lest they jeopardize the good name of the other sophisticated tie-in products.
Besides, they forgot the glow-in-the-dark lightsaber condoms.

gods-n-clods

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Bal-Cleric — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 13:26:52 PST

My god! George send in the lawyers, I'm making that sun shield for mesa self ... Ahh shit, I spoke like Jar Jar ... Kill me!

Bal-Cleric

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mwells54 — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 13:15:11 PST

The big game trophy heads kinda rule. I would've bought a lot of these.

mwells54

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SVreader — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 13:13:38 PST

@Miranda Kali: Yeah, I might have caved for the sunshield once upon a time. And the slippers are kinda cute.

But seriously...I'm just surprised these weren't put in production, with the Star Wars marketing as crazy as it is. And didn't the Druish Princess in Space Balls have that headset?

SVreader

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Garrison Dean, King Awesome — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 13:11:14 PST

Please do not produce any of these. My wallet, apartment, and relationship with my fiancee could never recover.

Garrison Dean, King Awesome

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SeeingI — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 13:04:31 PST

HELL YES we need Bantha slippers! Now!

SeeingI

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ashadowcastinred — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 13:02:53 PST

I see Tony Stark bought into the chair caddy. Lazy fascist.

ashadowcastinred

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Frozen-Tex — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 13:00:22 PST

@Miranda Kali: That sunshade ROCKS! The foos ball game looks pretty cool, too!

Frozen-Tex

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MISS MERCY STREET — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:53:59 PST

But I would have BOUGHT several of these things!

MISS MERCY STREET

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rhorsman — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:51:04 PST

After all, did the world really need...Leia-hairbun headphones?

Holy god yes. How can you say no to that? You could wear them while listening to the Holiday Special soundtrack.

rhorsman

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Miranda Kali — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:49:36 PST

Now witness the firepower of this fully seasoned and fully operational spare-rib!!
(seriously though, that sunshade is kinda neat...)

Miranda Kali

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All_Thumbs — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:42:31 PST

Lamp, grill, gameheads, fridge, sunshields, and gumball machine must all be produced, right now. I must grill with the power of turbolasers.

All_Thumbs

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Git Em SteveDave has a new Lego set — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:42:01 PST

Good thing they wanted Bantha Slippers. They were going to go with Tonton slippers, but they smelled worse on the inside than they did on the outside.

Git Em SteveDave has a new Lego set

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Git Em SteveDave has a new Lego set — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:40:24 PST

Does the Cloud City lamp have a little hanging Luke as the pull?

Git Em SteveDave has a new Lego set

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Git Em SteveDave has a new Lego set — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:39:15 PST

Leia-hairbun headphones? Didn't Princess Vespa wear those in SpaceBalls?

Git Em SteveDave has a new Lego set

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DocGratis — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:37:11 PST

Ohh General Veers and this AT&T crew...

Man most of these are stupid.

DocGratis

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jabrwok — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:31:21 PST

I want the mini-fridge!

jabrwok