<![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear - io9 Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/io9.com.png <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear - io9 Comments]]> http://io9.com Thu, 06 Mar 2008 03:07:17 PST Thu, 06 Mar 2008 03:07:17 PST http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4562818 John: Don't worry, if they kill you, you'll be downloaded into a new body!
Cameron: -.-'

cerebro84

]]> 8:363005:c4562818 Thu, 06 Mar 2008 03:07:17 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4554204 John: So.... you have to do everything I say, right?

Cameron:

John: Well.......... can you sign my Trapper Keeper? "To John, love River!"

NCLivingBrit

]]> 8:363005:c4554204 Wed, 05 Mar 2008 13:57:57 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4547820 "Why model a terminator on a 27 year old woman who looks like a 17 year old?"

Stcoop

]]> 8:363005:c4547820 Wed, 05 Mar 2008 10:25:21 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4544877 Yes John, I can help you plot out an episode of FIREFLY, but I don't think Whedon's got any pull with anyone to help you sell it

Stever-Guy

]]> 8:363005:c4544877 Wed, 05 Mar 2008 08:47:48 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4539927 John: "So you got married to a man-bot?"

Cameron: "Correct"

John: "And I only got some dumb-ass stick, sounds like its raining? How come you got a husband...-bot"

Anionz

]]> 8:363005:c4539927 Wed, 05 Mar 2008 01:17:54 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4538912 Can I get a do over? I mixed up my exos and my endos.
This is what I meant to say :

____________________________________________________________________

No, you have to push harder. All the way to my endo skeleton... THERE YOU GO

____________________________________________________________________

JackieB

]]> 8:363005:c4538912 Tue, 04 Mar 2008 21:59:31 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4538654 John: "So what else can you do with your hands without looking at them?"

Cristelle

]]> 8:363005:c4538654 Tue, 04 Mar 2008 21:39:40 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4536197 CAMERON:

"What do you mean Terminators can't be President, the last one is now a Governor".

paulwa12345

]]> 8:363005:c4536197 Tue, 04 Mar 2008 18:46:24 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4534895 John: I am the Sherminator, a sophisticated Sex-Robot sent through time to change the future for one lucky lady.
Cameron: And I am lucky lady?
John: Nadia, you've been targeted for Shermination. Come with me if you want to live.
(both break into hysterical laughter, then awkward-sexual-tension-silence)
Sarah: (hiding behind the door) I told them watching those American Pie movies mess with people's brains. Hell, I'm seeing bald midgets where there are no bald midgets!





kylegonjinn

]]> 8:363005:c4534895 Tue, 04 Mar 2008 17:32:53 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4532942 Does not compute.

havox

]]> 8:363005:c4532942 Tue, 04 Mar 2008 15:40:57 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4532383 Cameron: "So tell me more about this cork soaking you speak of"

john: Gulp!

Max_Peck

]]> 8:363005:c4532383 Tue, 04 Mar 2008 15:10:49 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4532290 He's a governor now, really?

sasan1

]]> 8:363005:c4532290 Tue, 04 Mar 2008 15:05:45 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4531494 She realized she could no longer pretend he was not an idiot.

chelliemo

]]> 8:363005:c4531494 Tue, 04 Mar 2008 14:29:46 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4530164 It's called Remote Viewing. Look deep into your mind, relax your thoughts and see what that person sees. Your mind to his mind, his thoughts to your thoughts.

dfiant

]]> 8:363005:c4530164 Tue, 04 Mar 2008 13:33:08 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4529659 Cameron - "Ziggy says you can't leap until you defeat Skynet."

eldergias

]]> 8:363005:c4529659 Tue, 04 Mar 2008 13:13:00 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4529438 "Why, yes, I do use all-temperature cheer!"

DefiantDragon

]]> 8:363005:c4529438 Tue, 04 Mar 2008 13:03:55 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4528829 I just came up with one I thought I should share, hehe.

____

John: God dammit Cameron, not again. Mom is gonna be so pissed at having to clean that guy up. Here, I'll explain the rules one more time

Earlier in the day
John: Okay, rock, paper, scissors, shoot!

emhig

]]> 8:363005:c4528829 Tue, 04 Mar 2008 12:44:54 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4527704 "What do you mean "1+1=3 with large enough values for one. That's impossible, 1 is 1."

Wandel

]]> 8:363005:c4527704 Tue, 04 Mar 2008 12:06:17 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4526469 John:
Mom said you clogged the toilet again.

Cameron:
Yeah, I know. I guess I should have eaten the bagel toaster, instead of the sedan. It just didn't agree with me.



Toontimer

]]> 8:363005:c4526469 Tue, 04 Mar 2008 11:28:03 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4526433 "John lets face it, I'm UNIX and your WINDOWS. There will never be a emulation between us."

demoger_gon

]]> 8:363005:c4526433 Tue, 04 Mar 2008 11:26:57 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4525695 That proves it, Cameron. You can take it, yet clearly, you can't dish it out.

PGR

]]> 8:363005:c4525695 Tue, 04 Mar 2008 11:04:26 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4520825 John: Firewall AND virus protection?

dadzilla

]]> 8:363005:c4520825 Tue, 04 Mar 2008 08:05:30 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4520621 Terminator A is travelling from 2012 back into the past
Terminator B is travelling from 1998 forward into the future
At what point does terminator A meet terminator B?



WereDoomed

]]> 8:363005:c4520621 Tue, 04 Mar 2008 07:57:04 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4520490 John: "Yet, somehow, you are the more masculine one."

zenpoet

]]> 8:363005:c4520490 Tue, 04 Mar 2008 07:53:08 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4518826 No, you have to push harder. All the way to my exo skeleton... THERE YOU GO

JackieB

]]> 8:363005:c4518826 Tue, 04 Mar 2008 06:34:57 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4518776 You know how easy it would be to kill you, and yet you still are telling me you've never seen Firefly?

mcatwag

]]> 8:363005:c4518776 Tue, 04 Mar 2008 06:31:51 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4518594 Wait, you're telling me YOUR forehead is bigger than mine?!?!

Venom51

]]> 8:363005:c4518594 Tue, 04 Mar 2008 06:17:53 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4518148 Have you ever had that "Not so fresh feeling?"

GodzillaDad

]]> 8:363005:c4518148 Tue, 04 Mar 2008 05:29:04 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4517940 Cameron: "Excuse me. You bought a what?"

John: "It's called a Cunning Hat. Don't be jealous."

Ladytalon

]]> 8:363005:c4517940 Tue, 04 Mar 2008 04:51:57 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4517874 "Do you not get my jest? How many terminators does it take to screw in a lightbult? Answer: I believe one could perform the task sufficiently."

Beth5507

]]> 8:363005:c4517874 Tue, 04 Mar 2008 04:36:55 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4517661 Silly Cyborg, Trix are for kids.

Jamie

]]> 8:363005:c4517661 Tue, 04 Mar 2008 03:32:35 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4517652 "So in the future the machines have gained the intelligence to take over the word, create living cyborgs, travel through time, and yet I hack into you and reprogram you when I can't even do my homework by myself? You must be Windows based, am I right?"

subliminal_vs

]]> 8:363005:c4517652 Tue, 04 Mar 2008 03:28:36 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4517442 So... where do your batteries go?

huckpaletos

]]> 8:363005:c4517442 Tue, 04 Mar 2008 02:15:58 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4517413 John: "Come on, the other terminator could do this...it's simple.
'Ha-s-ta La-Vi-sta Ba-by'
See just 7 syllables, easy for a futuristic robot. Your turn"

Cameron: "No po-wer in the 'verse can st-op me."

John: "NO. Write this down, 'HASTA LA VISTA'

...

Did you write it down?"

Cameron: "Yes"

John: "..."

Anionz

]]> 8:363005:c4517413 Tue, 04 Mar 2008 02:06:35 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4517112 Sadly, it was over an hour before Cameron realized she had been lovingly staring into the eyes of John's "Madame Tussaud" homework project.

vansau

]]> 8:363005:c4517112 Tue, 04 Mar 2008 00:27:01 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4517105 Sadly, it was over an hour before Cameron realized she had been staring lovingly into the eyes of John's "Madame Tussaud" homework assignment.

vansau

]]> 8:363005:c4517105 Tue, 04 Mar 2008 00:25:40 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4517082 BWAHAHAHA!!!@dan9976:

manwithpez

]]> 8:363005:c4517082 Tue, 04 Mar 2008 00:20:20 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4517066 Her first day at the academy, River Tam goes out of her way to prove that, yes, she can kill people with mathematics.

manwithpez

]]> 8:363005:c4517066 Tue, 04 Mar 2008 00:17:07 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4517049 Cameron: And, if you trace your hand like this, you can make a turkey!

John: This is the worst Thanksgiving ever.

manwithpez

]]> 8:363005:c4517049 Tue, 04 Mar 2008 00:12:15 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4517047 "All you machines needed to do was not invent the time machine in the first place."
"Nobody likes a smartarse, John."

Whitt

]]> 8:363005:c4517047 Tue, 04 Mar 2008 00:12:03 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4517036 That's too f'n funny!!!@jaydot:

manwithpez

]]> 8:363005:c4517036 Tue, 04 Mar 2008 00:09:47 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4516932 John: "Wait a sec... a staring contest, Cameron? No fair."

JossFan999

]]> 8:363005:c4516932 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 23:36:56 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4516912 I doodle, you doodle, everybody doodles.

gbsfan

]]> 8:363005:c4516912 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 23:29:41 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4516819 I don't understand this Dr. game you speak of. I am already proficient in field medicine.

CrzyQbn

]]> 8:363005:c4516819 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 23:04:47 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4516704 "John, don't move, there's a balled killer cyborg midget behind your chair!"

demoger_gon

]]> 8:363005:c4516704 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 22:41:20 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4516646 "Don't move John, there's a killer balled headed midget behind you!"

demoger_gon

]]> 8:363005:c4516646 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 22:32:28 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4516579 John: And thats how The Crying Game scarred me for life...

Cameron: Thats f**ked up!

Xerox123

]]> 8:363005:c4516579 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 22:20:20 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4516577 Skynet's ultimate plan had worked. John Conner fell in love with the Terminator sent to protect him and then when she hooked up with John's uncle, John attacked causing his uncle to inadvertently kill him.

breka

]]> 8:363005:c4516577 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 22:20:00 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4516555 "You're not a Lucy Liu-bot... but you're all mine!"

dOk

]]> 8:363005:c4516555 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 22:17:34 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4516518 You did not just fart!

stratos2011

]]> 8:363005:c4516518 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 22:10:39 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4516501 Your time has expired, please insert another 25 cents to watch me jiggle my eisenhowers and hit stuff.

Thank you for your cooperation

scfaulkner

]]> 8:363005:c4516501 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 22:07:57 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4516467 It's getting very crowded...

Darkholme

]]> 8:363005:c4516467 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 21:58:09 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4516463 Al, why haven't I jumped yet? What? Tell Ziggy to go.. You know what? Forget it.

Lazarus

]]> 8:363005:c4516463 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 21:57:23 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4516462 John: "I want you to add blue-balls to the list of things you must protect me from."

nospamsam

]]> 8:363005:c4516462 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 21:57:18 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4516375 John: Uh, Cameron, that wasn't what I meant when I asked you to give me head.

witticisms

]]> 8:363005:c4516375 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 21:42:33 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4516364 The writers stike scabs doing double duty.

djgnl

]]> 8:363005:c4516364 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 21:40:57 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4516288 Is that a tribophysical wave-form macrokinetic extrapolator?!

I couldn't have put it better myself.

justjazi

]]> 8:363005:c4516288 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 21:30:08 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4516269 Cam: So this group of people on an airplane crash land on an island and there are polar bears and some giant smoke monster?
John: yep
Cam: I don't get it
John: you wouldn't you're just a machine!

CursedSoul811

]]> 8:363005:c4516269 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 21:27:17 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4516213 "OK, for future reference, when you fight a thumb war you're not supposed to actually remove your opponent's thumb."
"It was the optimal resolution."
"Also, your opponent should be alive afterwards. Just saying."



cabridges

]]> 8:363005:c4516213 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 21:19:13 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4516209 So you're saying that I sent you back in time... to make sure I graduate?

femto

]]> 8:363005:c4516209 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 21:18:41 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4516195 Cameron sings:

"John! The man they call John!
The hero of mankind them man they call John...he fights there with Skynet and gives it what for..."

Law6799

]]> 8:363005:c4516195 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 21:16:36 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4516187 How to explain the mechanics of the infinite temporal flux.... I know! Back to the Future! Just like Back to the Future.

The film?

No, the novelization. Yes, the film!

justjazi

]]> 8:363005:c4516187 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 21:16:00 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4516160 "We'll be back to 'John and the Real Doll' right after this..."

cabridges

]]> 8:363005:c4516160 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 21:13:00 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4516143 "i gotta have my pops."

daived

]]> 8:363005:c4516143 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 21:10:31 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4516108 John: My God, Cameron, I just read 340 of the lamest lines I've ever heard. I feel numb. I feel, positively stupider for just breathing the same air, on the same planet. Cameron? You looke like you've see a ghost
Cameron: zzzzzzzt
John: Cameron?
Cameron: zzzzt
John: Cameron! Snap out of it... Oh shit, MOOOHHHM, oh shit! Her brain's fried. She's gone! The stupid contest cooked her CPU. Or maybe she just gave up on us. Why Cameron, WHYYY???
Sarah: It's over, John. I just got the word. We've been... canceled. The network got wind of IO9's inane contest... that was the last straw.
Man in the back: CUT! That's enough of that, it's a wrap.

Pham Nuwen

]]> 8:363005:c4516108 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 21:06:51 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4516056 "I take it you're yet another member of the UNIT team?"

"Yes. Depressing, isn't it?"

justjazi

]]> 8:363005:c4516056 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 21:00:39 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4516052 Your leader will be angry if you kill me; I'm a genius!

justjazi

]]> 8:363005:c4516052 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 20:59:45 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4516047 "How do you know?"

"I don't know, I'm guessing."

justjazi

]]> 8:363005:c4516047 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 20:59:27 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4516046 "You see, I'm treated with more respect by the enemy than I am by my own family."

"They don't know you as well as we do."

justjazi

]]> 8:363005:c4516046 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 20:59:16 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4516037 John, I'm not sure keeping your alegebra teacher cowering in the corner behind you until he gives you an A is the best use of my skills.

roquesdoodle

]]> 8:363005:c4516037 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 20:58:01 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4516036 I tolerate this century but I don't enjoy it.

justjazi

]]> 8:363005:c4516036 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 20:57:56 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4516030 "I wonder if she'll let me play Spike to her Buffy Bot"
"I wonder if I stab him in the heart with this pencil will he turn to dust"

hypnotoad1971

]]> 8:363005:c4516030 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 20:57:15 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4516027 I told you, John. I can't explain how it works. It's all a big ball of wibbely-wobbly...timey-wimey...stuff.

justjazi

]]> 8:363005:c4516027 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 20:56:54 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4516005 Let me 'splain. No. Not enough time. Let me summarize.

justjazi

]]> 8:363005:c4516005 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 20:53:54 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4516001 I do not think that word means what you think it means.

justjazi

]]> 8:363005:c4516001 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 20:53:34 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4515992 Be vewwy vewwy quiet. I'm huntin' wabbits!

justjazi

]]> 8:363005:c4515992 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 20:52:41 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4515981 For the last time, no. I will not kiss the cheerleader.

justjazi

]]> 8:363005:c4515981 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 20:51:36 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4515858 Cameron: What is this 4chan, i dont understand
John: Its kinda like getting raped in the eyes by a 888, but you like it.
Cameron: In the future, you were really into that
John: I really do everything in the future dont i

shwayn

]]> 8:363005:c4515858 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 20:37:16 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4515817 Cameron...I'm not wearing any pants. Nothing weird.

roquesdoodle

]]> 8:363005:c4515817 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 20:32:48 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4515787 Im in ur past

Sav'n ur but

rb780nm

]]> 8:363005:c4515787 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 20:30:30 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4515709 John: Ok here's the plan, when I blink you get my cereal bowl and throw it to the boom mic pole. That will make the mic fall to the kitchen sink and topple the empty bottle, which will make the blinds and the curtains behind me to fall, which will capture Mr. Baldy. Then I will move my chair back to stop him from escaping. That's the time you do a super move and kill him once and for all.

Auragon

]]> 8:363005:c4515709 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 20:24:59 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4515685 John: Cameron... Why are you staring at me?

Cameron: Because your hair has an inexplicable tendency to fall in your face and it keeps distracting me... and I can kill you with my brain

Saebre

]]> 8:363005:c4515685 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 20:22:56 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4515681 Damnit, she crashed again. Even 20 years in the future, Windows still blows. Hm... I wonder if I could get Ubuntu to work.

FX114

]]> 8:363005:c4515681 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 20:22:47 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4515661 "How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?

"45869"

/stare

ggodo

]]> 8:363005:c4515661 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 20:21:45 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4515612 They aim to misbehave

TromaFreak64

]]> 8:363005:c4515612 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 20:16:59 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4515602 "You kiss a lot better than the last Terminator did."

cabridges

]]> 8:363005:c4515602 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 20:16:05 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4515601 Cameron: I'm a robot.

John: Cool! I like that, because I know you don't have... chlamydia. I *know* that. I mean that shit is everywhere...

TromaFreak64

]]> 8:363005:c4515601 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 20:16:01 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4515546 [john] "I madz you sum cerealz, but I eated it"

[cam] :|

lessersiren

]]> 8:363005:c4515546 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 20:08:56 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4515547 Cameron: If you fire one round at 120 miles per second, and there are 5 large men standing in the way of these bullets, at least 3 will die.

John: But... which number are you on? I'm still working on the one about trains.

Cameron: Number? My calculations are not for our homework, John.

emhig

]]> 8:363005:c4515547 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 20:08:56 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4515527 What are you? Stoopid?

rae_rae

]]> 8:363005:c4515527 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 20:07:20 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4515510 .

ilion

]]> 8:363005:c4515510 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 20:05:43 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4515454 My take on a more serious caption...
"It was at that moment that all of the variables fell together, and Cameron realized that she'd never truly be a part of John's world."

comp_wiz101

]]> 8:363005:c4515454 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 19:59:33 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4515316 Hey Cameron, can you translate something? Eta Kooram Nah Smech?

ilion

]]> 8:363005:c4515316 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 19:44:16 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4515303 Cameron "John, the math is accurate, you do not have the battery capacity to please me."

Daarken

]]> 8:363005:c4515303 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 19:43:28 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4515296 Cam: That's wrong.
John: It's from the book, Cameron.
Cam: No, the book is wrong. This whole conclusion is fallacious.

...or...

Cam: The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems.
John: See, morbid and creepifying.

...which basically just leads me to the conclusion that although Glau's doing a great job at having very different body language from River, a lot of the dialogue is very drag'n'drop.

rocza

]]> 8:363005:c4515296 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 19:42:48 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4515285 "Hey Cameron, can you translate something? Eta Kooram Nah Smech?"

ilion

]]> 8:363005:c4515285 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 19:41:06 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4515191 @jaydot: *snort* That's awesome.

"Also, I can kill you with my brain."

rocza

]]> 8:363005:c4515191 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 19:32:41 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4515176 "Man, am I glad she came for free..."

Rogue Justice

]]> 8:363005:c4515176 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 19:30:58 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4515172 If I get you wet, will I have to go on a road trip with Melanie Griffith for replacement parts?

AmishJohn

]]> 8:363005:c4515172 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 19:30:48 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4515147 John: Blink twice if you see the bald midget too. Wait, do you blink?

MySerenity

]]> 8:363005:c4515147 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 19:28:58 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4515142 "No, I do not know who this Victoria is, nor do I know her secret. But if you lean to one side I'll stab the bald man behind you in the head with my pencil."

pbesther

]]> 8:363005:c4515142 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 19:28:43 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4515132 cameron: "no, I won't draw a naked Hayden Panettiere for you"

olliverkirby

]]> 8:363005:c4515132 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 19:27:36 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4515129 Cameron, am I this emo in the future?

Erebus55

]]> 8:363005:c4515129 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 19:27:16 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4515113 In this diorama, note the ritual wood-graphite stylus each American holds, as well as the ceramic dish, the rigidly gender-segregated hairstyles, and the mutual glare of sexualized anger that is believed to have served as a substitute for affectionate foreplay in ancient postindustrial societies.

bobbyfiend

]]> 8:363005:c4515113 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 19:26:18 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4515106 cameron: "No I won't draw a naked Hayden Panettiere for you"

olliverkirby

]]> 8:363005:c4515106 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 19:25:47 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4515091 John: "No wierdo! She doesn't want you to bring a magazine clip to school! She wants you to cut up a magazine and bring that clip to school."

MySerenity

]]> 8:363005:c4515091 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 19:24:39 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4515080 John: By the way, are we clear on what we discussed last night? Don't ever bust into the bathroom on me again. Always knock first.

Cameron: But you were grunting and saying my name. I thought you were in danger.

John: I don't want to get into it! Just promise me you'll knock next time. *sigh* Mom even followed you, for crying out loud!

devilmosh

]]> 8:363005:c4515080 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 19:23:33 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4515046 "So, since you are so good at math what does John plus Cameron equal?"

lebyrum

]]> 8:363005:c4515046 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 19:20:51 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4515024 John: "I can write without looking at the paper."
Cameron: "I ate your bowl of cereal"

ChadWardenn

]]> 8:363005:c4515024 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 19:19:06 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4514995 John: You know what my mom said before...we really aren't brother and sister, so it's not illegal

Cameron: No power in the verse'

KittyPryde83

]]> 8:363005:c4514995 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 19:16:25 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4514991 "Explain it again. 'Second base' refers to digital manipulation of the upper chest?"
"You don't have to go the prom, you know."
"It is important that we appear normal. At what point in the process do I apply my tongue, and at what PSI?"



cabridges

]]> 8:363005:c4514991 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 19:16:22 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4514964 Do that to me one more time.
Once is never enough, with a man like you.

eldergias

]]> 8:363005:c4514964 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 19:14:02 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4514939 don'tlookatherboobs, don'tlookatherboobs, don'tlookatherboobs.................shit.

Alternate

ummmmm sheeseburgers..............

Alternate

She's got a pimple on her nose.....
I know he's looking at the pimple on my nose, i can feel it in my sou..or whatever i've got down there

ysscl

]]> 8:363005:c4514939 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 19:12:20 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4514938 "Your reset button is where?"
"You'll need an ice pick. And a steady hand."


cabridges

]]> 8:363005:c4514938 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 19:12:19 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4514932 That Cromartie. He thinks he's so big.

njudah

]]> 8:363005:c4514932 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 19:11:35 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4514925 Cameron: "John, will you kiss me?'

John: "What?"

XpressMusic

]]> 8:363005:c4514925 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 19:10:59 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4514899 "I need to buy my mom more sabot ammo for her 12 guage... do you think you could spend some time down on the corner for me??"

Lost_Thought

]]> 8:363005:c4514899 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 19:09:36 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4514867 Who?
What?
Where?

I don't know.
Let's Dance!

eldergias

]]> 8:363005:c4514867 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 19:05:55 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4514812 Caption: You can feel the sparks between these two.
____

Caption: Betcha can't guess which one's the robot!

emhig

]]> 8:363005:c4514812 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 19:01:40 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4514764 No Cameron, you can't have my Alphabits.

WebZagar

]]> 8:363005:c4514764 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 18:57:42 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4514761 Cameron: What do you mean this Firefly fanfic needs less River...?!

RogueViking

]]> 8:363005:c4514761 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 18:57:29 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4514733 John: How will I be the leader of the mankind if im too stupid to move an empty goddamn bowl and put my homework in front of me?
Cameron: (/Tilts head, stares.)

BMass

]]> 8:363005:c4514733 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 18:54:49 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4514728 Alan Turing thought so.

indemnitypop

]]> 8:363005:c4514728 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 18:54:11 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4514699 Cameron: "Listen..."

John: "What? Is Cromartie here?"

Cameron: "No. Your mother is doing another one of those lame voice-over things."

dan9976

]]> 8:363005:c4514699 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 18:50:47 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4514690 John: "Cameron, what's it like to be...cancelled?"
Cameron : *blank stare*
John: "Never mind." He thinks: "I think I'll find out soon enough."

Crippl3

]]> 8:363005:c4514690 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 18:50:12 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4514640 John: Sooo... you already finished all your homework assignments, right?
Cameron: And all the ones that we'll be given for the rest of the semester. I don't sleep.
John: I might be able to help with that.
Cameron: Really? How?
John: Have you seen this movie called Serenity?
Cameron: ...nooooo.
John: Eta kooram nah shmech!
Cameron: ... (THUD)
John: Mom was right - those Russian classes would pay off one day! (takes Cameron's homework, erases her name, and signs his own)









kylegonjinn

]]> 8:363005:c4514640 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 18:44:22 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4514597 I apologize if this double posts.

CAPTION 1:

The toughest part of travelling eight years into the future wasn't leaving familiarity behind, getting used to his new surroundings, nor even the dreadful knowledge that he was now eight years closer to Judgment Day. No, the toughest part for young John Connor was, fittingly, his history homework.

CAPTION 2:

"Hey, baby. Ever done it with the leader of mankind against a nearly unstoppable cyborg army?"

"Yes."

"Damn! That usually works. Wait, what?"

CAPTION 3:

"Johnny horny, Cameron."

lifedoesntimitate

]]> 8:363005:c4514597 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 18:40:27 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4514546 "What do you mean "Don't turn around"?!"

Westender

]]> 8:363005:c4514546 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 18:35:03 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4514472 THOMAS: Hey, Summer, what are you looking at?

SUMMER: Um, the bald guy sitting behind your chair, oblivious that he's in the shot. What are you looking at?

THOMAS: The boom mike floating mysterious above our heads.

SUMMER: Ah.

THOMAS: Is it bad that so many flaws can be found in a single frame of this show?

SUMMER: (sighs) Dammit. This is gonna be Firefly all over again.

THOMAS: Bite your tongue. I don't want to have to go back to Heroes.

SUMMER: Still, that has to be better than The 4400 was.

THOMAS: Hey, Summer?

SUMMER: Yeah?

THOMAS: This may sound crazy...

SUMMER: Go on.

THOMAS: Maybe we should stop taking roles in second rate Sci-Fi TV shows.

(Written with apologies to fans of the 4400, Heroes, and especially Firefly. Don't worry, kids. I'm still bleeding brown.)

TheIrishCowgirl

]]> 8:363005:c4514472 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 18:27:39 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4514418 Terminator A leaves the future at 2010 and travels back in time
Terminator B leaves the past in 1996 and travels forward in time.
At what point in time do they meet?



WereDoomed

]]> 8:363005:c4514418 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 18:23:06 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4514322 "Be thankful Joss isn't writing this, John. Your mom would be dead and I'd be gay. And then we'd all start to sing..."

cabridges

]]> 8:363005:c4514322 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 18:16:08 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4514312 John: "I figured it out! Magnets! We can totally stop the Terminators with big, honkin' magnets!"

Cameron: "The human race is seriously boned."

johnpavlich

]]> 8:363005:c4514312 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 18:15:09 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4514300 John: Whoa whoa whoa whoa...whoa...whoa..Cameron, this is not my Batman bowl...

Cameron: Stop changing the subject and explain why you want to "plow me".

Asgorath

]]> 8:363005:c4514300 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 18:14:33 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4514268 Seriously John, if you don't delete some of those naked pictures of me from your hard drive, pretty soon all that porn is going to become self-aware.

Gilese

]]> 8:363005:c4514268 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 18:11:59 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4514267 "I don't blink."

jkalderash

]]> 8:363005:c4514267 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 18:11:51 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4514243 John: "I figured it out! Magnets! We can totally stop the Terminators with big, honkin' magnets!"

Cameron: "The world is seriously boned."

johnpavlich

]]> 8:363005:c4514243 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 18:08:50 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4514227 Actually yes, I am Y2K compliant. Thanks for asking.

Gilese

]]> 8:363005:c4514227 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 18:07:45 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4514220 The two best days of owning a terminator are the day you get it and the day you get rid of it.

Gilese

]]> 8:363005:c4514220 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 18:07:01 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4514197 Staring into those cold Romulan eyes Wednesday Adams began to doubt whether even crossover fanfic could save the franchise.

monster_delivers_msg

]]> 8:363005:c4514197 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 18:05:14 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4514085 You're not a terminator-you're just baked! And so is that bald guy in the corner!

Gilese

]]> 8:363005:c4514085 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 17:56:02 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4514082 Tenderizing the mutton? I have absolutely no idea what that expression means but I'm fairly certain it applies here.

Gilese

]]> 8:363005:c4514082 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 17:55:43 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4513866 Within thirty to ninety minutes after ingestion, the user may experience anything from subtle changes in perception to overwhelming cognitive shifts.

njr

]]> 8:363005:c4513866 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 17:38:49 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4513842 Cameron: "Despite whatever your mother says, I still do not believe most humans are okay with corpses in the dining room. Generally there is much distress."

orangewaxlion

]]> 8:363005:c4513842 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 17:36:15 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4513830 Wait...so you're telling me your forehead is bigger than mine?

Venom51

]]> 8:363005:c4513830 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 17:35:25 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4513792 Cameron: "Are you fully functional and programmed in multiple techniques?"

John: "Shouldn't I be the one asking tha--wait, what have you heard?"

dan9976

]]> 8:363005:c4513792 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 17:32:19 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4513707 I just realized. You don't blink, do you?

napthia9

]]> 8:363005:c4513707 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 17:23:56 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4513674 "So John, what you're telling me, essentially, is that Napoleon was a short, dead dude."
"Well yeah."
"You are destined to flunk most egregiously tomorrow."

lessersiren

]]> 8:363005:c4513674 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 17:21:59 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4513546 Cameron- I'm sorry, but does that bald midget use oil or something.

marshc1

]]> 8:363005:c4513546 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 17:11:58 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4513531 Why are you looking at me that way? We are doing physics homework, not anatomy.

Anusien

]]> 8:363005:c4513531 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 17:10:29 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4513520 "Look...are we gonna make out or should I just finish my homework and then save the world?"

RagingTowers

]]> 8:363005:c4513520 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 17:09:48 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4513425 John (*signing*) - "Hold me closer Tony Danza."

Cameron - "Don't you mean 'tiny dancer'"?

John - Uh... yeah... sure.

eldergias

]]> 8:363005:c4513425 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 17:02:20 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4513409 Does anyone know where I can get one of those amazing terminator hats in the event that I don't win? :P They're pretty snazzy!

emhig

]]> 8:363005:c4513409 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 17:01:10 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4513386 John: You have such lovely eyes, Cameron...
Cameron: Well they are exact replicas of yours. *mutters* Narcissist O.C. reject jerk. Humans are totally screwed with or without your surfer-boy hair

microwavedboy

]]> 8:363005:c4513386 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 16:59:04 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4513377 Cameron - "By the way, I am a Von Neumann machine."

eldergias

]]> 8:363005:c4513377 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 16:58:26 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4513321 "They cancelled Firefly; they cancelled The 4400. Summer, you better help me write scripts for season 2. If they cancel this show, I'm blaming you."

ChuckEye

]]> 8:363005:c4513321 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 16:54:58 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4513299 John: "Cameron, I order you to terminate my virginity."

dan9976

]]> 8:363005:c4513299 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 16:53:34 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4513272 "Why did they make you look like a babe, anyway?"
"It was believed that having to constantly fend off testerone-filled idiots would keep me at the peak of training and efficiency. It's working. Disposal of the bodies is starting to beocme a non-trivial problem, though..."


cabridges

]]> 8:363005:c4513272 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 16:51:42 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4513251 John: Hey can I jump your bones?
Cameron: That would not be en efficient use of our time, now do your spelling.


Ilovesummer

]]> 8:363005:c4513251 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 16:50:08 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4513227 Cameron: You do realize that your grasp of interdimensional physics as expressed through the simplicity of exercises involving the Pythagorean Theorem will influence the future course of Terminator simulacral design?

John: WHAT?

Cameron: Oh. I've said too --
(*POOF*)

pink_clerical_collar

]]> 8:363005:c4513227 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 16:48:53 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4513198 "John, after carefully observing you for several weeks now, I have decided in the best interests of the human races to kill you and become the savior of mankind my own damn self."

cabridges

]]> 8:363005:c4513198 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 16:47:22 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4513194 John: You know how to do calculus?

Cameron: Yes it makes me..

John: Yeah yeah yeah a more efficient killer. Do you ever say anything different you bitchwhore?

clevetheripper

]]> 8:363005:c4513194 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 16:47:02 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4513175 "Hold me like you did by the lake on Naboo!"

or

"You put the bra in algebra."

magsman

]]> 8:363005:c4513175 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 16:45:52 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4513128 "And you thought I'd like this, why?"
"I have been told that a Valentine's Day present should be something the intended recipient did not already possess and was unlikely to acquire for him or herself."
"A dead bald guy?!"
"I knew you didn't have one."




cabridges

]]> 8:363005:c4513128 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 16:43:00 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4513113 At what point in your training did you learn penmanship?

ChuckEye

]]> 8:363005:c4513113 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 16:42:15 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4513014 Or...

"Why yes, Cameron, I was the stunt double for Gary Johnston in the movie 'Team America: World Police'."

Now suck my dick.

nacho69

]]> 8:363005:c4513014 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 16:35:22 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4513011 "Tonight could be it for the mission, for our future... we need to get people's attention, Cameron, and you're the only one who can do it in time."
"And that's why I should do this... 'full frontal'?"


cabridges

]]> 8:363005:c4513011 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 16:35:17 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4513007 Harry Mudd programmed you?
- Yes, my lord.
That unprincipled, evil-minded,
lecherous kulak Harry Mudd programmed you?
- Yes, my lord.
This place is even better than Leningrad!






Play-Doh

]]> 8:363005:c4513007 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 16:35:03 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4512988 John " Will I have a forehead like yours in the future?"

Cameron " I have seen it, Yes"

John " Gosa! "

4embrey

]]> 8:363005:c4512988 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 16:33:40 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4512982 John: Uh, Cam? You haven't moved in like ten minutes. You okay over there?

Cameron: Oooooilcn. Oilcan...

tuxxer

]]> 8:363005:c4512982 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 16:33:06 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4512965 "Am I doing a convincing job of looking both horny and pensive?"

Lost_Thought

]]> 8:363005:c4512965 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 16:31:54 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4512862 "John, is it true that you were the stunt double for Gary Johnston in the movie 'Team America: World Police'?"

nacho69

]]> 8:363005:c4512862 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 16:25:06 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4512854 Cameron - "There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva."

eldergias

]]> 8:363005:c4512854 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 16:24:26 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4512832 Cameron - "Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct."

eldergias

]]> 8:363005:c4512832 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 16:23:15 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4512814 John - "I can't be a leader. You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood."

Cameron - "What mood is that?"

John - "Last-minute panic."

eldergias

]]> 8:363005:c4512814 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 16:22:07 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4512766 Cameron: "That's my merkin you're wearing, not a thinking cap..."

SerialSon

]]> 8:363005:c4512766 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 16:19:48 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4512748 Cameron - "You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist."

eldergias

]]> 8:363005:c4512748 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 16:18:56 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4512725 Cameron - "I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time."

eldergias

]]> 8:363005:c4512725 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 16:17:58 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4512722 "I just...I need to know one thing. It's very important. Does my...be honest with me here, does my hair get better in the future?"

Ed Grabianowski

]]> 8:363005:c4512722 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 16:17:43 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4512685 John: I don't know why I am wasting my time on homework when we have yet to discover the identity of SkyNet's creator.

Cameron: I've got a theory, it could be bunnies...

meem

]]> 8:363005:c4512685 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 16:15:39 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4512664 If you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

eldergias

]]> 8:363005:c4512664 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 16:14:17 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4512627 You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress.

I can hurt you.

justjazi

]]> 8:363005:c4512627 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 16:12:08 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4512623 It's called "Strip Homework". For every wrong answer I give, you remove one article of your clothing!

SHZBOT84

]]> 8:363005:c4512623 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 16:11:45 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4512574 John: "Goin' on a year now I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries!"

Cameron: "I don't run on batteries."

justjazi

]]> 8:363005:c4512574 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 16:08:57 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4512546 Cameron: "*Sigh*...I should have tried to save the cheerleader instead."

dan9976

]]> 8:363005:c4512546 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 16:06:57 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4512523 Cameron - "Time...line? Time is not made of lines, it is made of circles, that is why clocks are round!"

eldergias

]]> 8:363005:c4512523 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 16:05:47 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4512511 So... if I sing the Oaty Fruity Bars commercial, will you kill everyone in my math class?

maryellenks

]]> 8:363005:c4512511 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 16:05:20 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4512474 "No, you cannot legally buy me in Alabama."

MsFeasance

]]> 8:363005:c4512474 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 16:02:39 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4512457 John: I am through with my Wheaties. What do you eat for breakfast?
Cameron: I swallowed a bug.


Ilovesummer

]]> 8:363005:c4512457 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 16:01:25 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4512403 Cameron: That's my merkin, not a thinking cap...

SerialSon

]]> 8:363005:c4512403 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 15:57:54 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4512356 Cameron: John, I have bad news about your plan. Even if we went into the past to stop the final season of Andromeda from being aired we cant save Kevin Sorbo's acting career.

John: What? That cant be!

Cameron: Yes. It has already been terminated with Meet The Spartans. It is in your nature to destroy yourselves, John.

Lazarus

]]> 8:363005:c4512356 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 15:54:47 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4512333 So next week Skynet is going to try and kill me with a Roomba?

Terminatrix

]]> 8:363005:c4512333 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 15:53:53 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4512300 No power in the Verse can stop me John Connor. Not even homework.

redelflady

]]> 8:363005:c4512300 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 15:51:34 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4512292 John: (suggestively) Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Cameron: Pancakes?

mrspook

]]> 8:363005:c4512292 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 15:50:49 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4512273 1) Cameron, do I finally get to have sex in the future?

2) Yes I do doodle, you doodle, everybody doodles.

gbsfan

]]> 8:363005:c4512273 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 15:49:34 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4512264 Hmmmm. What would Xander do? He'd totally hit on her! "Cameron, I sent you here and you have to do what I say. And I say, you're going on a date with me." Oh God, it's worse than I thought. I'm a geek, an uber hopeless geek! Why do I have to save the world AND do math. I'm just a kid who wants to have fun and love someone before it's too late.

Thespian57

]]> 8:363005:c4512264 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 15:49:02 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4512158 Going 'Commando'? Do I look anything like that guy?

doctor_cos

]]> 8:363005:c4512158 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 15:43:33 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4512135 "So... ever been to realdoll.com?"

Scarmichael42

]]> 8:363005:c4512135 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 15:41:47 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4512101 "Whoa.. Penis goes where?!"

Jada

]]> 8:363005:c4512101 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 15:39:53 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4512050 "Show me your tits again or I will tell mom you are hiding stuff!"

sscorp99

]]> 8:363005:c4512050 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 15:36:41 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4511992 "See? That's *much* less freakier than when you extrude the pencil lead directly out of your finger."

canadianlemming

]]> 8:363005:c4511992 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 15:33:32 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4511973 Cameron: What do you mean?

John: What part of this sucks my ass do you not under f*cking stand!?!

Darkweave

]]> 8:363005:c4511973 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 15:32:23 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4511942 John: I am still not sure why I am wasting all my time on homework when we have yet to discover the creator of SkyNet

Cameron: I've got a theory, It could be bunnies...

meem

]]> 8:363005:c4511942 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 15:30:30 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4511937 John: The monkey's the only cookie animal that gets to wear clothes, you know that? You have the sweetest smile I've ever seen. So, I'm wondering, do the other cookie animals feel sorta ripped? Like, is the hippo going, 'Hey, man, where are *my* pants? I have my hippo dignity!' And you know the monkey's just, (with a French accent) 'I mock you with my monkey pants!' And there's a big coup in the zoo.

Cameron: The monkey is French?

John: All monkeys are French. You didn't know that?

(originally spaked by Oz and Willow)

RustyPatti

]]> 8:363005:c4511937 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 15:30:01 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4511890 Cameron to John: Whatever is causing the Joan Collins 'tude, deal with it. Embrace the pain, spank your inner moppet, whatever, but get over it. (borrowed from Cordelia Chase)

RustyPatti

]]> 8:363005:c4511890 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 15:27:42 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4511871 Look out John - the cylons look human now!!

riastrazz129

]]> 8:363005:c4511871 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 15:26:46 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4511860 "Homework's broken. Contradictions, false logistics - doesn't make sense."

samstreet

]]> 8:363005:c4511860 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 15:26:04 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4511826 So then it's agreed. Our list of "To Be Terminated.." is to begin with the one called Paris Hilton.

ric_pastrano

]]> 8:363005:c4511826 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 15:24:39 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4511818 Why should I pull your finger?

RustyPatti

]]> 8:363005:c4511818 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 15:24:14 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4511801 Thomas: "Their age difference is just disgusting!"

Summer: "You've really got to get over this. Milo got there first...and can you really blame her? he's a dreamboat."

spandxbunny

]]> 8:363005:c4511801 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 15:23:27 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4511799 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8,

Schlemeil, Schlemazel, Hassenpfeffer Incorporated!

RustyPatti

]]> 8:363005:c4511799 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 15:23:22 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4511784 (simultaneously) "I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed... YOU TOO???"

drazaelb

]]> 8:363005:c4511784 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 15:22:28 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4511765 I do not recall that particular assessment from today's health class.

blouibt

]]> 8:363005:c4511765 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 15:21:31 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4511753 "...and that is why you are not important to the time line. You are doing a great job of going through the motions though!"

Lost_Thought

]]> 8:363005:c4511753 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 15:20:29 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4511749 John: "I don't understand why I am wasting my time on homework when we still don't know who created Skynet"

Cameron: "I've got a theory, it could be bunnies..."

*crickets*

Moments later:

Cameron: (breaks out into song) "Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes. They got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses. And what's with all the carrots? What do they need such good eyesight for anyways? Bunnies, bunnies, it must be bunnies?....Or maybe midgets?"

meem

]]> 8:363005:c4511749 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 15:20:25 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4511747 John - "In the future... am I gay?"

eldergias

]]> 8:363005:c4511747 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 15:20:23 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4511704 John -
"She's a small wonder, pretty and bright with soft curls.
She's a small wonder, a girl unlike unlike other girls.
She's a miracle, and I grant you
She'll enchant you at her sight.
She's a small wonder, and she'll make your heart take flight.

She's fantastic, made of plastic.
Microchips here and there.
She's a small wonder, brings love and laughter everywhere."

"I wrote that just for you, I swear."

eldergias

]]> 8:363005:c4511704 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 15:18:10 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4511688 It's not just my acting that's stiff!

Gojulas

]]> 8:363005:c4511688 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 15:17:40 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4511670 Just because the whole page has writing does not mean i cant start at the top

marshc1

]]> 8:363005:c4511670 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 15:16:37 PST <![CDATA[Caption this Photo to Win A Cyborg-Sized Load Of Terminator Gear]]> http://io9.com/363005/caption-this-photo-to-win-a-cyborg+sized-load-of-terminator-gear#c4511577<