<![CDATA[All-Knowing Ninjas Bring Back The Killer Tomatoes - io9 Comments]]> <![CDATA[All-Knowing Ninjas Bring Back The Killer Tomatoes - io9 Comments]]> <![CDATA[All-Knowing Ninjas Bring Back The Killer Tomatoes]]> Well shit, life's worth living again.

Mister Adequate

]]> <![CDATA[All-Knowing Ninjas Bring Back The Killer Tomatoes]]> What a bunch of Fruits!

Randomeis

]]> <![CDATA[All-Knowing Ninjas Bring Back The Killer Tomatoes]]> @92BuickLeSabre: Well, you beet me to it, but let's see if I can ketchup...

This is puree speculation, but a remake of "Killer Tomatoes" might be a little too acidic to digest. A remake of a cult classic like this seems a little fruity. I mean, after all, they would have a lot at (beef)steak here.

steven522

]]> <![CDATA[All-Knowing Ninjas Bring Back The Killer Tomatoes]]> @Plague: Only the memory of imaginary points. Sorry, that's how it works.

92BuickLeSabre

]]> <![CDATA[All-Knowing Ninjas Bring Back The Killer Tomatoes]]> @92BuickLeSabre:
Oh. sigh...

Uh, do I get points?!

Plague

]]> <![CDATA[All-Knowing Ninjas Bring Back The Killer Tomatoes]]> "well sir, i have good news, and i have bad news. the good news is, this tomato is dead. the bad news is: its a cherry tomato!"

tr1ck

]]> <![CDATA[All-Knowing Ninjas Bring Back The Killer Tomatoes]]> But will they film it here in San Diego again? Can I get a cameo along with the 10,000 other extras that appeared in the first one in a scene at Qualcomm (then Jack Murphy) stadium?

EBone

]]> <![CDATA[All-Knowing Ninjas Bring Back The Killer Tomatoes]]> @Plague: Sorry, I read in Variety this morning that they've been optioned and are set to start filming in 2009 as the Will Smith Blockbuster vehicle for Summer 2011.

Unfortunately, early word is that they're going to end up being "mainstreamed" and "made coherent," and that the end result simply won't be very good.

92BuickLeSabre

]]> <![CDATA[All-Knowing Ninjas Bring Back The Killer Tomatoes]]> How many more of my childhood memories can they ruin?
Well, at least I have the ones I made up.

Plague

]]> <![CDATA[All-Knowing Ninjas Bring Back The Killer Tomatoes]]> Why not skip this and bring out the Little Shop of Horrors director's cut we've been waiting for????

SeeingI

]]> <![CDATA[All-Knowing Ninjas Bring Back The Killer Tomatoes]]> "Puberty... puberty love... it's so cool... it's so clean... it's all-american puberty love."

axiomatic

]]> <![CDATA[All-Knowing Ninjas Bring Back The Killer Tomatoes]]> I'm also thinking Evanescence to cover the original theme song. But only if the Black Eyed Peas aren't available.

Rus

]]> <![CDATA[All-Knowing Ninjas Bring Back The Killer Tomatoes]]> @92BuickLeSabre: Punny!

srsly, really clever.

cmg

]]> <![CDATA[All-Knowing Ninjas Bring Back The Killer Tomatoes]]> Veggie tales go zombie?

codydog

]]> <![CDATA[All-Knowing Ninjas Bring Back The Killer Tomatoes]]> That is one evil-looking fruit.

laughingacademy

]]> <![CDATA[All-Knowing Ninjas Bring Back The Killer Tomatoes]]> How about a Killer Tomatoes/Cloverfield crossover?

BloggyMcBlogBlog

]]> <![CDATA[All-Knowing Ninjas Bring Back The Killer Tomatoes]]> Here's hoping they can get Clooney back.

Rus

]]> <![CDATA[All-Knowing Ninjas Bring Back The Killer Tomatoes]]> To remake such a pulp classic strikes me as a little seedy and certainly saucy. I'm not even sure the time is ripe; it may be the best to bag this idea for a while longer. Sharper tools than the ninja guys have tried, and failed, to take a clean slice at Tomatoes.

The whole thing gets me a little red in the face, and more than a little cream of tomato soup with cherry tomatoes and sun-dried tomato paste!!!

92BuickLeSabre

]]> <![CDATA[All-Knowing Ninjas Bring Back The Killer Tomatoes]]> and here i was hoping for a branching out into other garden-fresh veggies.

cmg

]]> <![CDATA[All-Knowing Ninjas Bring Back The Killer Tomatoes]]> *whew*

braak

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