<![CDATA[Sexually Transmitted Zombie Parasites From Space (NSFW) - io9 Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/io9.com.png <![CDATA[Sexually Transmitted Zombie Parasites From Space (NSFW) - io9 Comments]]> http://io9.com Sun, 30 Mar 2008 08:00:16 PDT Sun, 30 Mar 2008 08:00:16 PDT http://io9.com/373046/sexually-transmitted-zombie-parasites-from-space-nsfw <![CDATA[Sexually Transmitted Zombie Parasites From Space (NSFW)]]> http://io9.com/373046/sexually-transmitted-zombie-parasites-from-space-nsfw#c4935706 So the only people who're safe are gay men?

Sorry about the ubiquitous comma.

Athaliah

]]> 8:373046:c4935706 Sun, 30 Mar 2008 08:00:16 PDT <![CDATA[Sexually Transmitted Zombie Parasites From Space (NSFW)]]> http://io9.com/373046/sexually-transmitted-zombie-parasites-from-space-nsfw#c4935702 "...zombies aren't really classic old-school zombies, but rather victims of a sexually transmitted alien parasite, which turns infected women into lustful sex-maniacs so they can infect the [straight] men..."

So the only people who're safe, are gay men?

Athaliah

]]> 8:373046:c4935702 Sun, 30 Mar 2008 07:59:18 PDT <![CDATA[Sexually Transmitted Zombie Parasites From Space (NSFW)]]> http://io9.com/373046/sexually-transmitted-zombie-parasites-from-space-nsfw#c4926436 The girl that goes and tells the dude she loves him after seeing the zombie wang... hooked up one too many times horror conventions.

I don't appreciate the stereotypes this movie proliferates.. like how alien parasites are easy. You should at least buy the alien parasite dinner first, preferably surf & turf.

So I gotta know.. was the theme song King Missle's "detachable penis"?

cyr3n

]]> 8:373046:c4926436 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:11:31 PDT <![CDATA[Sexually Transmitted Zombie Parasites From Space (NSFW)]]> http://io9.com/373046/sexually-transmitted-zombie-parasites-from-space-nsfw#c4925272 So basically, in this movie, zombie girls have stabby penis-type bits? Hm.

napthia9

]]> 8:373046:c4925272 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 14:48:09 PDT <![CDATA[Sexually Transmitted Zombie Parasites From Space (NSFW)]]> http://io9.com/373046/sexually-transmitted-zombie-parasites-from-space-nsfw#c4910781 I do have to say though- that Troma's Zombie chicken movie is going to top this one by MILES.

Plague

]]> 8:373046:c4910781 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 17:48:32 PDT <![CDATA[Sexually Transmitted Zombie Parasites From Space (NSFW)]]> http://io9.com/373046/sexually-transmitted-zombie-parasites-from-space-nsfw#c4908480 @DCI Gene Hunt: There's the final clip, which is sadly pretty brief. I was running out of hard drive space by that point...

Charlie Jane Anders

]]> 8:373046:c4908480 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:06:47 PDT <![CDATA[Sexually Transmitted Zombie Parasites From Space (NSFW)]]> http://io9.com/373046/sexually-transmitted-zombie-parasites-from-space-nsfw#c4907793 Better than UNdetatched zombie penis, I suppose.

Cronenberg's "Shivers" anyone?

SeeingI

]]> 8:373046:c4907793 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:38:18 PDT <![CDATA[Sexually Transmitted Zombie Parasites From Space (NSFW)]]> http://io9.com/373046/sexually-transmitted-zombie-parasites-from-space-nsfw#c4907219 The popped pus sac almost made me chuck up my lunch. And yet, where are the clips of the sex crazed women?

DCI Gene Hunt

]]> 8:373046:c4907219 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:21:20 PDT <![CDATA[Sexually Transmitted Zombie Parasites From Space (NSFW)]]> http://io9.com/373046/sexually-transmitted-zombie-parasites-from-space-nsfw#c4906674 there's a rigor mortis joke here somewhere

Mathmos

]]> 8:373046:c4906674 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:05:35 PDT <![CDATA[Sexually Transmitted Zombie Parasites From Space (NSFW)]]> http://io9.com/373046/sexually-transmitted-zombie-parasites-from-space-nsfw#c4906490 @Charlie Jane Anders:
Actually, I'm eating some detached zombie penis right now.
How'd you know?

Plague

]]> 8:373046:c4906490 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:00:03 PDT <![CDATA[Sexually Transmitted Zombie Parasites From Space (NSFW)]]> http://io9.com/373046/sexually-transmitted-zombie-parasites-from-space-nsfw#c4906040 @Plague: Doesn't it make you hungry?

Charlie Jane Anders

]]> 8:373046:c4906040 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:47:37 PDT <![CDATA[Sexually Transmitted Zombie Parasites From Space (NSFW)]]> http://io9.com/373046/sexually-transmitted-zombie-parasites-from-space-nsfw#c4905975 "I've had enough of this medical mumbo-jumbo. We need to eat".

Right after viewing a detached bloody penis.

Now that, my friends, is genius.

Plague

]]> 8:373046:c4905975 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:46:05 PDT