<![CDATA[Top 10 Signs You Might Be An Alien Sleeper Agent - io9 Comments]]> <![CDATA[Top 10 Signs You Might Be An Alien Sleeper Agent - io9 Comments]]> <![CDATA[Top 10 Signs You Might Be An Alien Sleeper Agent]]> Sleeper cells?
Silly Earthlings the invasions has already begun. However we are interested in purging the competition if you have any leads you can pm me.

BlindKarma

]]> <![CDATA[Top 10 Signs You Might Be An Alien Sleeper Agent]]> Wow. It looks like I don't actually have celiac disease, but am an alien sleeper agent.

Heresy Of Truth

]]> <![CDATA[Top 10 Signs You Might Be An Alien Sleeper Agent]]> @BullfightsOnAcid: I fully support you in all your future endeavors.

taxbaby

]]> <![CDATA[Top 10 Signs You Might Be An Alien Sleeper Agent]]> @SeeingI - So do I ... It's a question of randomly placed nodes collecting data that is unique AND thereby populating the catalogue with statistically relevant information.

Weren't you paying attention during the briefing !!!

BTW - using io9 shows we are probably collecting similar data - I fear one of us is redundant ...

gintmfgb

]]> <![CDATA[Top 10 Signs You Might Be An Alien Sleeper Agent]]> You get thrown out of Fry's... for indecent exposure.

AmishJohn

]]> <![CDATA[Top 10 Signs You Might Be An Alien Sleeper Agent]]> Who's sleeping?

Jeff-Minor

]]> <![CDATA[Top 10 Signs You Might Be An Alien Sleeper Agent]]> Actually I do #8 all the time. Spooky!

SeeingI

]]> <![CDATA[Top 10 Signs You Might Be An Alien Sleeper Agent]]> 16) You google "Trenton is for Underachievers" just in case and discover the only result is... this test!

Y Duras

]]> <![CDATA[Top 10 Signs You Might Be An Alien Sleeper Agent]]> @Zantor:
What!?

Ooooh. Is that a Admiral's Platter in your pocket or are you happy to see me? By Klaatuu, you have beautiful chitin.

Miranda Kali

]]> <![CDATA[Top 10 Signs You Might Be An Alien Sleeper Agent]]> You guys really scare me sometimes.

Zantor

]]> <![CDATA[Top 10 Signs You Might Be An Alien Sleeper Agent]]> @CMG: What, you been following me? The mothership didn't tell me that. I will have to chastise the monitoring team.

Then you can expect a visit from me.

Zvorknag out...

metrophage

]]> <![CDATA[Top 10 Signs You Might Be An Alien Sleeper Agent]]> You are obsessed with getting rid of those "troublemakers" Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum.

BullfightsOnAcid

]]> <![CDATA[Top 10 Signs You Might Be An Alien Sleeper Agent]]> You are able to speak to your client Javier Bardem in his native tounge, yet have trouble not nodding off as he tries to discuss his contract with you.

OOOOHHH!!! That Alien Sleeper Agent... Disregard above.

Garrison Dean, Mr. Privilege

]]> <![CDATA[Top 10 Signs You Might Be An Alien Sleeper Agent]]> You have a picture of Donald Sutherland pointing ominously from the last scene in 'Invasion of the Body Snatchers' over your fireplace in the living room. When people ask you why you respond, "It just speaks to me".

BullfightsOnAcid

]]> <![CDATA[Top 10 Signs You Might Be An Alien Sleeper Agent]]> I remember seeing someone on Sally Jesse years back who said all Venusians have red hair and sterilize their silverware with a lighter prior to eating.

Anecdotally (also), Budd Hopkins personally "deprogrammed" a friend of mine, at the request of my friend's mother. She believed he'd been abducted and had had some sort of behavior implanted into him. Somehow. Somehow entirely rational.

My friend is now 29 and has slept with the lights on since he was 11 as a result.

randallnathaniel

]]> <![CDATA[Top 10 Signs You Might Be An Alien Sleeper Agent]]> You dye your hair blond and get a haircut like those kids from Village of the Damned.

BullfightsOnAcid

]]> <![CDATA[Top 10 Signs You Might Be An Alien Sleeper Agent]]> You believe the microwave is making eyes at you.

NefariousNewt

]]> <![CDATA[Top 10 Signs You Might Be An Alien Sleeper Agent]]> @Miranda Kali: OK, massive extra points for bring in the SCA.

NefariousNewt

]]> <![CDATA[Top 10 Signs You Might Be An Alien Sleeper Agent]]> You think "Red Lobster" is a dating service.

Miranda Kali

]]> <![CDATA[Top 10 Signs You Might Be An Alien Sleeper Agent]]> @BullfightsOnAcid: Oh, wow. Nice. And terrible. And nice.

moff

]]> <![CDATA[Top 10 Signs You Might Be An Alien Sleeper Agent]]> You are very interested in learning how to take off in a UFO but not how to land one.

BullfightsOnAcid

]]> <![CDATA[Top 10 Signs You Might Be An Alien Sleeper Agent]]> You are constantly writing letters to NBC to bring back 'V the Series'.

BullfightsOnAcid

]]> <![CDATA[Top 10 Signs You Might Be An Alien Sleeper Agent]]> I really thought they were gonna do a BadWolf ongoing storyline with those Torchwood Terrorists. Nope,well not at least so far, maybe they'll bring it around for the last episode. But hey at least we have a not un-dead Owen which is cool?

Garrison Dean, Mr. Privilege

]]> <![CDATA[Top 10 Signs You Might Be An Alien Sleeper Agent]]> You book club has selected 'War of the Worlds' for 12 months straight.

BullfightsOnAcid

]]> <![CDATA[Top 10 Signs You Might Be An Alien Sleeper Agent]]> Per #7...Crap, I thought was an SCA event!

Miranda Kali

]]> <![CDATA[Top 10 Signs You Might Be An Alien Sleeper Agent]]> Before sex you announce, "Prepare for Assimilation!"

BullfightsOnAcid

]]> <![CDATA[Top 10 Signs You Might Be An Alien Sleeper Agent]]> @NefariousNewt: Really, being able to remember having gone to Trenton is a bit of an achievement itself.

braak

]]> <![CDATA[Top 10 Signs You Might Be An Alien Sleeper Agent]]> @markcheng: That's poop, dude, that's poop.

moff

]]> <![CDATA[Top 10 Signs You Might Be An Alien Sleeper Agent]]> Thank goodness. I was afraid one of these was going to be "You're more handsome than anyone else on Earth."

moff

]]> <![CDATA[Top 10 Signs You Might Be An Alien Sleeper Agent]]> laughing out loud while reading! LOLWR!!!! 1) happens to me like 24/7!!

markcheng

]]> <![CDATA[Top 10 Signs You Might Be An Alien Sleeper Agent]]> @metrophage: uh-oh. 12 for 12.

CMG

]]> <![CDATA[Top 10 Signs You Might Be An Alien Sleeper Agent]]> 11) There's the flying saucer parked in your backyard that only you can see

12) You don't look a day over 372

13) You've gone through 14 pet cats in a three-year span

14) You actually like your mother-in-law

15) You are the current President of the United States

NefariousNewt

]]> <![CDATA[Top 10 Signs You Might Be An Alien Sleeper Agent]]> 12) You look entirely human, except for a weird crinkely bit right at the bridge of your nose.

Rus

]]> <![CDATA[Top 10 Signs You Might Be An Alien Sleeper Agent]]> Having been to Trenton, the fact that you cannot remember going to Trenton is not such a bad thing.

NefariousNewt

]]> <![CDATA[Top 10 Signs You Might Be An Alien Sleeper Agent]]> @loserface: 12) You respond to comments on io9

metrophage

]]> <![CDATA[Top 10 Signs You Might Be An Alien Sleeper Agent]]> 11) You comment on io9.

Loserface

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