Scott Baio Is 21 ... And Telekinetic [NSFW] - io9 Comments

Scott Baio Is 21 ... And Telekinetic [NSFW]

yogibimbi — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 14:34:50 PDT

this is so bad...

yogibimbi

Scott Baio Is 21 ... And Telekinetic [NSFW]

twreckx — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 12:59:54 PDT

Scot Baio's eyes seem to be wandering in several different directions, and not in tandem with each other. Weird

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danwaterhouse — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:25:36 PDT

How about the fact that they are all real boobies? Adds an extra bit of zest and nostalgia to the whole thing, I say. Plus, isn't that Aunt Esther with Scatman?

It's still no Hot Dog. Though the Gene Simmons thing kind of ruined Shannon Tweed for me.

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BullfightsOnAcid — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:12:22 PDT

@Katana_Mind: Patrick Stewart: And I do other stuff, like I go to the World Cup final, and it's Germany versus England, and I wish that I were playing, and suddenly I am, and I score the winning goal, and they carry me into the dressing room and there's Roony and Beckham and then Posh Spice walks in and ...
Andy Millman: Her clothes fall off?
Patrick Stewart: Instantly.

Almost as funny as this skit are the Special Features on the DVD where they show Patrick Stewart and Ricky Gervais busting up as they try to get through their lines.

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beercheck — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 07:45:54 PDT

Ranking right up there with "Ginger or Maryanne":

Thomas or Locklear?

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darkroastbeans — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 07:18:43 PDT

This movie is primarily responsible for catapulting me into puberty. Biology was a distant second.

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Frozen-Tex — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 06:35:27 PDT

@Falconfire: Kinda scary how much that ship looks like the Enterprise NX from "Enterprise".

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zenpoet — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 06:30:50 PDT

I remember renting this a lot as a young man. It was for the plot, as I recall.

zenpoet

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Katana_Mind — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 04:53:57 PDT

@bluewyvern:
"and she tries to cover herself, but it's too late 'cause I've already seen everything."

Classic.

Katana_Mind

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Dier — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 01:30:02 PDT

The shining with tits

Dier

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ideaman2020 — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 20:57:18 PDT

Anything with the Scatman is gold! GOLD I TELLS YA!!

Hong Kong Phooey FTW!

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In Other News... — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 20:20:02 PDT

I saw this shit whilst living in a third world country. I remember thinking that Star Trek scene was the shiz. I miss the 80's.

In Other News...

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bluewyvern — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 20:01:02 PDT

It's like that movie Patrick Stewart talks about in that episode of "Extras"...

"In my film I play a man who controls the world with his mind. For instance, I'm walking along, and I see this beautiful girl and I'd like to see her naked, so all her clothes fall off."

bluewyvern

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IronicSans — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 19:51:38 PDT

Don't forget that Eddie Deezen had another sci-fi role. Well, that is if fantasy counts as sci-fi. And if being a Kellogg's Rice Krispies elf counts as fantasy.

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EBone — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 19:49:39 PDT

That's some seriously bad acting.

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Log1c — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 19:34:04 PDT

Awesome. That is probably the absolute entirety of what I would do with super powers, expose boobies....

Log1c

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lever2k — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 18:22:14 PDT

Somehow, I ended up seeing this movie, in the theater, as a pre-teen, because it was on a double bill with Time Bandits (of all things), and I think our parents had no idea that this other movie on the bill, Zapped!, was anything other than another scifi movie. Let's just say I was quite surprised as well.

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BullfightsOnAcid — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 17:52:13 PDT

@Git Em SteveDave: "Max and Jinx... Friends... For-e-ver."

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Git Em SteveDave is a poor substitute for LindsayJoy — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 17:48:32 PDT

@BullfightsOnAcid: Sadly I had a thing for Jinx.

@Falconfire: So it was a bastardized Enterprise flying to a bastardized version of John Williams score flown by guys wearing Nike Swoops on their bastardized Star Fleet uniforms. Bastards.

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Git Em SteveDave is a poor substitute for LindsayJoy — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 17:45:34 PDT

It's Aunt Ester from Sanford and Son as Scatmans wife. For some reason I swore Lou Gosset Jr. was in this movie.

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Falconfire — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 17:42:21 PDT

haha the space ship is a kitbash of the Star Wars Falcon kit and the nacelles of the refit Enterprise.

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BullfightsOnAcid — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 17:11:21 PDT

I saw this movie 3 times in the theaters when it was first released...and I loved every minute of it. You have to remember that 'Zapped', 'My Tutor', Private Lessons', etc. were as close to internet porn as there was. My friend made me see 'Space Camp' twice because he was so in love with Kelly Preston.

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