<![CDATA[Battlestar Goes Barbarella! - io9 Comments]]> <![CDATA[Battlestar Goes Barbarella! - io9 Comments]]> <![CDATA[Battlestar Goes Barbarella!]]> @taxbaby: Some of would prefer to see *you* in a skimpy outfit in a sexy Barbarella homage, but OUR sources say that will likely never happen.

ZeroCorpse

]]> <![CDATA[Battlestar Goes Barbarella!]]> @quetzilla: It is impossible to unsexify Grace Park.

wookie2

]]> <![CDATA[Battlestar Goes Barbarella!]]> And where are the Space Studz? Manly men with exposed torsos?

pink_clerical_collar

]]> <![CDATA[Battlestar Goes Barbarella!]]> Since they remake everything, Tricia should be Barbarella.

Jenzoi

]]> <![CDATA[Battlestar Goes Barbarella!]]> So where's the wallpaper-sized version... ?

tk.

]]> <![CDATA[Battlestar Goes Barbarella!]]> @snotcopter: Um, so say we all?

Cougars need luv too!

pink_clerical_collar

]]> <![CDATA[Battlestar Goes Barbarella!]]> I want to see Madame Airlock in that picture, with a leather outfit, spike heels, and whips.

Just me? OK, fine.

snotcopter

]]> <![CDATA[Battlestar Goes Barbarella!]]> oh hell yes! hell fucking yes! this my friends is MY new background!

jrghoull

]]> <![CDATA[Battlestar Goes Barbarella!]]> Blogpost (in German) about BSG vs. Barbarella:
[scififans.blogspot.com]

etorsten

]]> <![CDATA[Battlestar Goes Barbarella!]]> I'm afraid that's more-or-less what they always looked like to me.. semi-creepy Charlie's-Angels looking...

-Kle.

Klebert L. Hall

]]> <![CDATA[Battlestar Goes Barbarella!]]> @steven522: Yes, but I think that about most girls.

moff

]]> <![CDATA[Battlestar Goes Barbarella!]]> Does anyone else think they should have painted one green and made one other blue with antennae? It would have fit better with the set.

steven522

]]> <![CDATA[Battlestar Goes Barbarella!]]> So, any news on the Barbarella remake? Because if it looks anything like this, it's be like printing money.

Gyrus

]]> <![CDATA[Battlestar Goes Barbarella!]]> @blackeyedgurl: Exactly. I was going to add "not that I'm complaining" after my letter. You said it for me.

apronk

]]> <![CDATA[Battlestar Goes Barbarella!]]> If this was an America's Next Top Model episode I think Katee would get kicked off that week, what's up with the Supersoaker and the awful lion's mane on her head?

waytogeaux

]]> <![CDATA[Battlestar Goes Barbarella!]]> @taxbaby: You have excellent sources.

beelzebuddha

]]> <![CDATA[Battlestar Goes Barbarella!]]> @Annalee Newitz & apronk: Now if only we could get Helo, Anders and Apollo wrestling in an oil pit and have Gaeta telling us all about his draedus. Although I love the idea of Gaeta and Mr Hoshi in some sort of fetish gear on a raptor. We know Gaeta's a freak, he must be!!

Why oh Why do we not objectify men for the delicious & tasty sex objects they can be? I mean, we need more than the Apollo Towel Scene (which gets all caps cos it's that fucking important), we need naughty half naked oiled up sexy pics of those BSG boys too!

Granted I am not complaining, cos even as a girl I can say that I would go totally gay for any of those ladies of the Galactica.

blackeyedgurl

]]> <![CDATA[Battlestar Goes Barbarella!]]> Dear Battlestar Galactica publicists:

Where's my fangirl pic of scantily clad Bamber, Penikett, and Trucco?

kthxballs,

apronk

apronk

]]> <![CDATA[Battlestar Goes Barbarella!]]> @darcymcgee: Naw, I think Rosalyn is hot as well... total naughty librarian vibe. Why yes, I was speaking too loudly and you DO have to discipline me.

But I wouldn't throw out any of these girls for eating crackers in bed.

dirtybacon

]]> <![CDATA[Battlestar Goes Barbarella!]]> I didn't know Edward James Olmos could do that to his hair.

Mr. Praline

]]> <![CDATA[Battlestar Goes Barbarella!]]> Good times... very good times...

deckard97

]]> <![CDATA[Battlestar Goes Barbarella!]]> Is Grace Park holding a "Cricket"?

Nebris

]]> <![CDATA[Battlestar Goes Barbarella!]]> Freaky! I love it!

Shiryu

]]> <![CDATA[Battlestar Goes Barbarella!]]> Is that a lion's mane on Katee Sackhoff's head or a wig gone horribly wrong?!?! Jeez, even Grace Park looks like she belongs on the cover of "Import Tuner Magazine", draped over a tricked out Honda.

Never thought I'd say that it, but I'd rather see those dames in their fatigues than those getups. Except for Tricia Helfer, who is incapable of looking less than stunning in any situation.

Ted_L

]]> <![CDATA[Battlestar Goes Barbarella!]]> WHAT? No Great Tyrant? Or is that going to be a separate photo shoot with D'Anna, Roslin, and Dee?

Lizfu

]]> <![CDATA[Battlestar Goes Barbarella!]]> It's too bad Seelix and Racetrack aren't included.

AmericanHector

]]> <![CDATA[Battlestar Goes Barbarella!]]> @Midwest_Product: She has no navel. She's a test tube baby. Her father was a bunsen beaker, her mother a petrie dish.

darcymcgee

]]> <![CDATA[Battlestar Goes Barbarella!]]> Is that skin-tight fabric over Number Six's stomach, or does she just not have a navel?

Midwest_Product

]]> <![CDATA[Battlestar Goes Barbarella!]]> D00d! I would totally watch Barbarellastar Galactica!

lunadude

]]> <![CDATA[Battlestar Goes Barbarella!]]> @BullfightsOnAcid: Seriously. Hottest woman on the Battlestar, as far as I'm concerned.

But then, I've always thought a bit differently...

darcymcgee

]]> <![CDATA[Battlestar Goes Barbarella!]]> @lazlopink: Yeah, her leg does look twisted unnaturally.

Annalee Newitz

]]> <![CDATA[Battlestar Goes Barbarella!]]> @EracMan: Dude, it's Six!

Annalee Newitz

]]> <![CDATA[Battlestar Goes Barbarella!]]> I recognize Boomer and Starbuck but who is the one standing up? I love the show but can't figure out who she is.

**Ducks to avoid the objects thrown by hardcore Galactica fans**

EracMan

]]> <![CDATA[Battlestar Goes Barbarella!]]> I like the way Grace Park is hating the photog's guts for making her hold such an awkward and uncomfortable pose. Nothing says sexy like a leg cramp. But the prize for unintentional comedy in the shot goes to Katee (my head is evidently on fire ) Sackhoff.

lazlopink

]]> <![CDATA[Battlestar Goes Barbarella!]]> I want to know how they managed to unsexify Grace Park in this picture.

quetzilla

]]> <![CDATA[Battlestar Goes Barbarella!]]> @taxbaby: Surrounded by romance novel covers? glistening pectorals? long flowing hair and period dress?

*sweats*
Yes...oppressive.
*sweats some more*

92BuickLeSabre

]]> <![CDATA[Battlestar Goes Barbarella!]]> @taxbaby: No, Never.
Imagine if women got to eat fine French cuisine for sustenance and men had to eat saltines. We probably wouldn't understand why you lot got so jazzed about this food thing.

oh, and we're remarkably shallow.

Garrison Dean, Mr. Privilege

]]> <![CDATA[Battlestar Goes Barbarella!]]> @Annalee Newitz:
Not there, either.
I did do a full body exam.

Plague

]]> <![CDATA[Battlestar Goes Barbarella!]]> @Plague: Admit it. You are excited in your coccyxial region though.

Annalee Newitz

]]> <![CDATA[Battlestar Goes Barbarella!]]> Surprisingly, I am not excited in the crotchatorial region upon viewing this foto.

Seems too forced for me.

Sorry to let you all down.

Plague

]]> <![CDATA[Battlestar Goes Barbarella!]]> It was a question, not an accusation, y'all. No? Never? I imagine it as living surrounded by romance novel covers- the glistening pectorals would get oppressive after a while.

taxbaby

]]> <![CDATA[Battlestar Goes Barbarella!]]> @Ryan H: That's why they're called Money Shots!

Blue Oyster Cultist

]]> <![CDATA[Battlestar Goes Barbarella!]]> Time Warp! Capt. Kirk just got a chubby!

Zantor

]]> <![CDATA[Battlestar Goes Barbarella!]]> @taxbaby:

Those sources of yours are correct.

z3rks

]]> <![CDATA[Battlestar Goes Barbarella!]]> Crunchy thinks those gals can man his starship any time... "that was such a cheap impulsive comment..."

Crunchy

]]> <![CDATA[Battlestar Goes Barbarella!]]> @taxbaby:
Hey, if I have to have a woman thrown at me, sexy is always a plus. Of course, her being able to carry on an intelligent conversation is also a big plus. And a love of Sci-Fi can't hurt.

Those last two are harder to take pictures of.

Ryan H

]]> <![CDATA[Battlestar Goes Barbarella!]]> @taxbaby: Your sources are correct, but the point can be broken down further.

a) Do we ever get tired of having any good thing thrown at us? No.
b) Do we ever get tired of sexy? No. (And thanks JT for bringing it back.)
c) Do we ever get tired of women? No. (Except for those of us where the words men or men/women or men/women/that-sounds-interesting should be substituted.)

The long and short? We menfolk are easily entertained.

92BuickLeSabre

]]> <![CDATA[Battlestar Goes Barbarella!]]> @taxbaby: Oh come on. We ladies like it too. Honestly I'm not sick of it yet.

Annalee Newitz

]]> <![CDATA[Battlestar Goes Barbarella!]]> @Gina Trapani: Puts everything in perspective, doesn't it?

Annalee Newitz

]]> <![CDATA[Battlestar Goes Barbarella!]]> @taxbaby: Do you ever get tired of whinging and attempting to point out our faults? (my sources point to no)

Oh.. and you're right, we don't.

Garrison Dean, Mr. Privilege

]]> <![CDATA[Battlestar Goes Barbarella!]]> My gods.

Gina Trapani

]]> <![CDATA[Battlestar Goes Barbarella!]]> TIRED. Seriously, menfolk, do you ever get tired of having sexy women thrown at you constantly? (My sources point to no.)

taxbaby

]]> <![CDATA[Battlestar Goes Barbarella!]]> Now I want the fetish pics of Gaeta.

Annalee Newitz

]]> <![CDATA[Battlestar Goes Barbarella!]]> FINALLY! News you can use!!!

Garrison Dean, Mr. Privilege

]]> <![CDATA[Battlestar Goes Barbarella!]]> Where's president Rosalyn?

BullfightsOnAcid

]]> <![CDATA[Battlestar Goes Barbarella!]]> It gets no more hot than that.

92BuickLeSabre

]]> <![CDATA[Battlestar Goes Barbarella!]]> Hee, supersoakers, painted black. They nailed the TOS trek-set design.

Anyone have ratings for the season four opener?

Seth L

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