<![CDATA[Pull the Plazer's Instant Destruct Trigger and See Your Target Destroyed! - io9 Comments]]> <![CDATA[Pull the Plazer's Instant Destruct Trigger and See Your Target Destroyed! - io9 Comments]]> <![CDATA[Pull the Plazer's Instant Destruct Trigger and See Your Target Destroyed!]]> @moff: "Debbie does Dornier Do 228" was a classic of the genre.

Ghede

]]> <![CDATA[Pull the Plazer's Instant Destruct Trigger and See Your Target Destroyed!]]> Ah, I remember the days when if you wanted to make a weapon sound futuristic, you just had to strike a verbal variation on the word "laser." Those were the good old days.

...or maybe the good old days were before "laser" entirely?

phoenix

]]> <![CDATA[Pull the Plazer's Instant Destruct Trigger and See Your Target Destroyed!]]> I remember hearing Sadaam Hussein wanted to get his hand on a couple of these back in the day to route together and create a super-plazer...

Smeagol92055

]]> <![CDATA[Pull the Plazer's Instant Destruct Trigger and See Your Target Destroyed!]]> @Tenno: Email me.

moff

]]> <![CDATA[Pull the Plazer's Instant Destruct Trigger and See Your Target Destroyed!]]> Set your sights low? "Hit" a can!
Set your sights high? "Hit" a star!

I would like to see the statistical comparison on life outcomes based on what Plazer Playzers chose as their targets!

92BuickLeSabre

]]> <![CDATA[Pull the Plazer's Instant Destruct Trigger and See Your Target Destroyed!]]> I would do horrible, demeaning things to get one of these.

Tenno

]]> <![CDATA[Pull the Plazer's Instant Destruct Trigger and See Your Target Destroyed!]]> I just realized that thing has two triggers, and the poor kids arms are too short to reach the further "explode" one.

Poor midget kid.

Dunny0, ELE Hopeful

]]> <![CDATA[Pull the Plazer's Instant Destruct Trigger and See Your Target Destroyed!]]> The kids playing with this in the day probably designed the patriot missile system.

steven522

]]> <![CDATA[Pull the Plazer's Instant Destruct Trigger and See Your Target Destroyed!]]> Check the eyes on that kid ... yeah, they knew their market.

SavannahJack

]]> <![CDATA[Pull the Plazer's Instant Destruct Trigger and See Your Target Destroyed!]]> ...it's doubtful you'd see the words "'Hit' a plane" advertising anything today.

Except for plane-fucking porno. There's that.

moff

]]> <![CDATA[Pull the Plazer's Instant Destruct Trigger and See Your Target Destroyed!]]> Wow, kind of like a stinger missile for kids.

SunZhiQian

]]> <![CDATA[Pull the Plazer's Instant Destruct Trigger and See Your Target Destroyed!]]> It's not a real laser - it's a plazer. Kind of like pleather.

BullfightsOnAcid

]]>