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<![CDATA[Aliens Want Your Beer - io9 Comments]]> <![CDATA[Aliens Want Your Beer - io9 Comments]]> <![CDATA[Aliens Want Your Beer]]> Chankly Bore... do they come from the Torrible Zone?
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]]> <![CDATA[Aliens Want Your Beer]]> so cool...auuuuughhh..

]]> <![CDATA[Aliens Want Your Beer]]> @Miranda Kali: Now that you mention it, Fanta does taste like Zima with a Jolly Rancher in it.

Not that I would know what either of those tastes like, as I have standards, dammit!

]]> <![CDATA[Aliens Want Your Beer]]> ...Oh wait! Now I get it. THAT'S what the resurgence of Fanta advertising was all about!
People! Fanta is Zima!
Stop drinking it, it's made out of Zima!
My god! They made it out of Zima! Damn them! Aiiigh those damn dirty apes..they made it out of Zima!!

]]> <![CDATA[Aliens Want Your Beer]]> Do they even still make Zima? ...Or did they just re-bottle all the surplus as Sprite and sell it to misfortunate shleps who would be none the wiser.

]]> <![CDATA[Aliens Want Your Beer]]> @CMG: I used that same logic on girls in high school

]]> <![CDATA[Aliens Want Your Beer]]> @CMG: Now you're just talking crazy. We want them to not take our beer, not start some sort of inter-galactic (planetary) war.

zenpoet

]]> <![CDATA[Aliens Want Your Beer]]> Meh, they don't match my lamp that looks like the heat ray from Pal's War or the Worlds.

Seth L

]]> <![CDATA[Aliens Want Your Beer]]> @CMG: That would only work if they are the M Night or WotW type aliens...

]]> <![CDATA[Aliens Want Your Beer]]> I fear the biological tyrants, rabidly evolving in my fridge far more than these upstarts.

]]> <![CDATA[Aliens Want Your Beer]]> Fool me once, shame on you...
Fool me twice...

]]> <![CDATA[Aliens Want Your Beer]]> @Log1c: chuck a zima at them.

]]> <![CDATA[Aliens Want Your Beer]]> NO DAMNIT! TAKE ANYTHING BUT THE BEER!

]]> <![CDATA[Aliens Want Your Beer]]> I, for one, welcome our new furniture overlords.

]]> <![CDATA[Aliens Want Your Beer]]> so want.

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