<![CDATA[Crystal Skull Will Be Kinkiest Indiana Jones Yet - io9 Comments]]> <![CDATA[Crystal Skull Will Be Kinkiest Indiana Jones Yet - io9 Comments]]> <![CDATA[Crystal Skull Will Be Kinkiest Indiana Jones Yet]]> I'm really really mad that they took away my Sterling Memorial Library privileges (I'm at Yale, er "Marshall College") for ages so they could film something blowing up in there. It's a library people, get a green room somewhere! Also, that motorcycle chase scene, in person, trapped everyone who worked in my building inside, watching the stunt double go 3 mph. I mean, only the redeeming memories of Han Solo kept me calm.

helenanapier

]]> <![CDATA[Crystal Skull Will Be Kinkiest Indiana Jones Yet]]> I've always liked Indiana Jones, but I'm bit put off by how gruesome it can be and I'm reluctant to see the new movie given the potential for some disturbingly rendered digital ILM splatter.

So we'll get to see russians get incinerated and liquified? Oh joy. I bet it will be super-realistic. I'll be sure to add those scenes to the disturbing images from my youth of melting Nazi's, guy's getting flattened in rock crushers, guy's getting caught in airplane propellers, guy's getting eaten by crocodiles, and false-grail induced rapid aging. Let the nightmares commence!



Discrete-Daniel

]]> <![CDATA[Crystal Skull Will Be Kinkiest Indiana Jones Yet]]> @The Blow Leprechaun:

Yeah but so did the Topps Episode One cards.

Oh, never mind.

Seth L

]]> <![CDATA[Crystal Skull Will Be Kinkiest Indiana Jones Yet]]> I guess this explains those picks of Shia LaBeouf fencing the wrong way.

I mean, only someone who was trained as a fencer would actually try and fence with their empty hand thrust out behind them.

So, there's that, at least.

braak

]]> <![CDATA[Crystal Skull Will Be Kinkiest Indiana Jones Yet]]> Whoa, this sounds really, really terrible.

The Blow Leprechaun

]]> <![CDATA[Crystal Skull Will Be Kinkiest Indiana Jones Yet]]> Mmmm Cate. :) *le sigh*

Silver_Back

]]> <![CDATA[Crystal Skull Will Be Kinkiest Indiana Jones Yet]]> I'm just not excited about Indy, shrug. Dunno why, I guess the lag between movies makes me not care about senior citizens with whips.

bitgod

]]> <![CDATA[Crystal Skull Will Be Kinkiest Indiana Jones Yet]]> 'sir, they've launched a counter-attack, what should we do?'
'well my good man we must launch a counter-counter-attack'
'damn why didn't i think think of that, i guess that's why you're the leader...'



tetracycloide

]]> <![CDATA[Crystal Skull Will Be Kinkiest Indiana Jones Yet]]> I saw the trailer before Ironman the other day. It looks okay, with lots of stuff blowing up. I don't think sex really has much place in these comic book movies that are watched by lots of kids. Does something happen with that bull whip of his? Do tell.

Jeff-Minor

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