<![CDATA[Close Encounters Of A Rocky Mountain Kind - io9 Comments]]> <![CDATA[Close Encounters Of A Rocky Mountain Kind - io9 Comments]]> <![CDATA[Close Encounters Of A Rocky Mountain Kind]]> @Bruce_A: Err...maryjane, perhaps?

Bruce_A

]]> <![CDATA[Close Encounters Of A Rocky Mountain Kind]]> @Final: Oh I bet the Feds love that. They hate weed so much they raided a medical maryjoe distributor here in LA and totally smashed up his store.

Bruce_A

]]> <![CDATA[Close Encounters Of A Rocky Mountain Kind]]> Weed is decriminalized in Denver County so if you do get what ever he's smoking keep it under an ounce.

@HockeyMountain: Tancedo actually approves the bill but wants it amended to forcefully remove any and all aliens living within the US right now and to build a wall around the Kuiper belt.

Final

]]> <![CDATA[Close Encounters Of A Rocky Mountain Kind]]> @russdanger: Dude, stop! You're making me hungry!

But perhaps I've said too much...

Bruce_A

]]> <![CDATA[Close Encounters Of A Rocky Mountain Kind]]> @Gann: Meh. he's not smoking anything. It's the inherent inability to deal with the altitude's lack of O2.

SigmundTheSeaMonster

]]> <![CDATA[Close Encounters Of A Rocky Mountain Kind]]> I, for one, will not welcome our new, Psychconian insectiod shock-troop overlords.

Sir Winston Thriller

]]> <![CDATA[Close Encounters Of A Rocky Mountain Kind]]> @Zantor:
That man shames those of us proud to be Denver-ites. Maybe he's the alien...

squalor

]]> <![CDATA[Close Encounters Of A Rocky Mountain Kind]]> Peckman, 54, who is single and lives with his parents

Great. Way to reinforce stereotypes, dude.

halloweenjack

]]> <![CDATA[Close Encounters Of A Rocky Mountain Kind]]> This is exactly what happens to someone when you listen to too many John Denver records.

Zantor

]]> <![CDATA[Close Encounters Of A Rocky Mountain Kind]]> when god's ship does land to take us back to the mother planet, i dont think he is going to be looking for a commission to set things up with. he will just load the space ark up with 2 of everything.

fostina1

]]> <![CDATA[Close Encounters Of A Rocky Mountain Kind]]> @Bruce_A:

The literal translation of their language's word for "Human" is "Little screaming things with delicious internal organs"...

russdanger

]]> <![CDATA[Close Encounters Of A Rocky Mountain Kind]]> @ManchuCandidate: Hey that was you watching me on Saturday night!

bigswingdaddy

]]> <![CDATA[Close Encounters Of A Rocky Mountain Kind]]> "Do you wait for the hazardous materials experts to show up because of potential contaminants from another solar system? What do you do? People really don't know."

They don't know what to do when they see a fender bender on the side of the road. In the interest of removing the denser members of society, I highly recommend rubbing the alien blood all over your body, eating anything that glows and making aggressive threatening gestures to the aliens carrying what might be weapons.

ManchuCandidate

]]> <![CDATA[Close Encounters Of A Rocky Mountain Kind]]> Tom Tancredo vehemently opposes this legislation.

/Colorado Political Humor

HockeyMountain

]]> <![CDATA[Close Encounters Of A Rocky Mountain Kind]]> @russdanger: You know, I think I have had just about enough badmouthing the Psychonians here. Sheesh. Blow up ONE orphanage...

Bruce_A

]]> <![CDATA[Close Encounters Of A Rocky Mountain Kind]]> I imagine that different strategies would have to be developed for cute little wide-eyed Mona-Lisa smiling adorable greys vs. thirty-storey tall deathray-spewing death-tripod driving Psychconian insectiod shock-troops...

russdanger

]]> <![CDATA[Close Encounters Of A Rocky Mountain Kind]]> People really do know what to do, if they aren't idiots.

You see a car crash, you call for help and try to assist. Doesn't matter what the car crashed into.

-Kle.

Klebert L. Hall

]]> <![CDATA[Close Encounters Of A Rocky Mountain Kind]]> I want some of whatever he's smoking.

Gann

]]> <![CDATA[Close Encounters Of A Rocky Mountain Kind]]> Perhaps he should first demonstrate that spaceship crashes actually happen before he starts wasting taxpayer dollars on committees to deal with them.

TheRealVeon

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