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Babies are scary. Yeah, okay, they're cute when they're not crying, and they smell nice as long as their diapers aren't full. But overall, they're squawking little beasts who grow like parasites inside women, before bursting out covered in blood. More »
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Here's the first clip from the Fright Night remake. Looks like Colin Farrell has channeled the 80s cheese from the original flick into an even more aggressive vampire villain who loves to ladle on the TMI. More »
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Over a month ago Arnold Schwarzenegger announced that he was ready to start acting again. And now Hollywood has come a calling with a remake, reboot or some sort of spin-off of every great action movie he's ever been in. More »
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Glee's Halloween episode, in which the Gleeks do Rocky Horror Picture Show, has sparked a lot of press attention. And now it turns out the show's creator, Ryan Murphy, is actually in talks to remake the movie. More »
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The Expendables is big loud action movie in which Naugahyde-hewn war gods turn junta lackeys into goulash for the better half of 103 minutes. It's screamingly ordinary, but the mass nostalgia it hawks is a genre cinema paradigm. More »
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Brace yourselves for sexy parties from a spandex-clad dystopian future, because Warner Brothers' Logan's Run movie may actually see the light of day! Beloved commercial and short film creator Carl Rinsch is in talks to direct the futuristic remake. More »
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Paul Greengrass is no longer tied to Fox's 3D reboot of the Fantastic Voyage. Some speculate that this is because producers James Cameron and Jon Landau were never really in love with Greengrass shaky cam style. Neither were we. [Deadline] More »
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Last week we found out that Godzilla was prepping for a full reboot, coming out in 2012. Could this possibly be his brand new face? More »
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The screenwriters who penned Robert Rodriguez's upcoming Predators have been hired to write a new Masters of the Universe script. I'm sorry, Hollywood. You can remake MotU, but you'll never replace Dolph Lundgren. My He-Man killed Apollo Creed. More »
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High School Musical dreamboat Zac Efron is rumored to play spacefaring hero/Freddie Mercury muse Flash Gordon. Could this all be just a disinformation campaign by Ming the Merciless? More »
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With Disney refurbishing Tron, The Black Hole, and Flight of the Navigator, it's obvious the Mouse House is mining its past for modern greenbacks. What Disney properties deserve an update? And no, we don't mean Hall of Presidents: The Movie. More »
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Craig Gillespie (Lars and the Real Girl) is the new rumored director of the Fright Night reboot. So Who's going to sing "Good Man in a Bad Time" by Ian Hunter, in the club seduction scene? [LA Times Blog] More »
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Now this truly is a bogus journey. Three iconic 1980s films are being dug out of the graveyard of Hollywood ideas, and dusted off for another go. One of these has got to be a joke, but which? More »
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Apparently people never quite learned that "dead is better," because Stephen King's Pet Sematary is being brought back to life, with a remake. Let's just hope the remake, from the writer of 1408, doesn't put little Gage in 3-D. More »
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Director and screenwriter Stephen Norrington speculates that the final draft for his new Crow film will be done this month, which means filming can begin this summer. Commence mascara-streaked crying, Crow purists. [Mania] More »
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Prepare your two-tone sunglasses — Mannequin is getting remade. And this is one remake that actually has potential to rock, if they do it justice. More »
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Cronenberg's terrifying mutant-baby film The Brood is the next classic to be revamped and updated. Brack Eisner, who directed The Crazies remake, will be remaking The Brood next. More »
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The remake of Gerry Anderson's ultra-campy alien-fighting TV series UFO will be deadly serious, along the lines of Batman Begins or Casino Royale, insists director Matthew Gratzner. But is it a bad sign that Ali Larter is set to co-star? More »
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Scratch those dreams of James Cameron directing a version of Seven Samurai in space — his new mystery project with Shane Salermo isn't the Samurai riff, and Cameron's not directing it. More »
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In May we railed against the news that Hollywood would be remaking classic 80s vampire flick Fright Night. But news that Marti Noxon, Mad Men writer and former Buffy showrunner, will pen the script has given us hope. More »
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Because we are completely out of new ideas, Night of The Living Dead will be remade again, but in CG 3D. It's an origins story and Romero is not involved. More »
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Disney have officially announced their motion-capture CGI 3D remake of the Beatles' Yellow Submarine. The remaining Beatles have given their blessing, but we can't help but wonder whether this is finally one remake too far. More »
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Gillian Anderson has been talking about appearing in a third X-Files movie, but does that mean that we should expect more of I Want To Believe's Scully/Mulder love story? Possibly not, if a particular rumor turns out to be true. More »
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Three long-haired ingenues are vying for the role of vampire Eli, now dreadfully renamed Abby, in the U.S. Let The Right One In remake. Sift through their casting tapes and vote on which girl has the doorway-hemorrhaging goods. More »
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Worried about the adaptation of your favorite Swedish vampire story? Well, there may be some cause for concern — the latest concept art puts the androgynous vampire Eli in tights. More »
]]> http://io9.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5314639&view=rss&microfeed=true The rumor mill is starting to churn up names of hopeful young actors to replace the luminous youths from the beloved Swedish vampire film Let The Right One In, to be retitled Let Me In in the US. First up is Kodi Smit-McPhee, who plays future son to Viggo Mortensen in the hopefully bleak and depressing end-of-the-world feature The Road. While we still haven't seen the post-apocalyptic horror, Kodi has been far highly praised so far in the leaks. He's presently trying out for either lead role, though we don't really see him as an Eli. [The Herald-Sun via Movie Hole] More »
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Firefly's Tim Minear is already hard at work on the Syfy Channel's reboot of Alien Nation, and we asked the Syfy execs about it. But that's not the only classic they're looking at restarting: Quantum Leap could make a comeback. More »
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The Syfy Channel is rebooting another classic series, with a brand new Alien Nation. No doubt hoping to pull down BSG numbers, they've even brought in Tim "Angel, Firefly, Dollhouse" Minear to write the new series. More »
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Warner Brothers needs writers for their Teen Wolf remake. They should try the seventh level of Hell, because I can't imagine what kind of evil-doer would attempt to recreate the original's brilliant 80s camp. A POX ON THIS. More »
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Good news for remake-haters, bad news for cyborg-lovers. We reported the other day that Darren Aronofsky's RoboCop remake was delayed until at least 2011, and now it looks like it'll be a lot longer. Aronofsky's making a supernatural ballerina movie. More »
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Can casting Leonardo DiCaprio in an updated version of Spawn make fans forget the sucky 1997 movie? Creator Todd McFarlane believes it can. More »
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Rumors of a remake of the eighties robot comedy Short Circuit have been circulating for over a year, but yesterday the project just got a lot more serious with the announcement of an experienced comedy screenwriter. More »
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What do you do when a reboot you're morally opposed to gets an interesting screenwriter? Kurt Wimmer will be rebootingTotal Recall. Wimmer, of course, wrote and directed both Equilibrium and Ultraviolet. Does that calm your nerves or inflame them? More »
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While thumbing through the catalog of ideas from my childhood they should ruin, Disney has stopped at the cult favorite The Flight Of The Navigator. If they replace Paul Reubens with someone like Robin Williams as the voice of the lovable mechanical alien, there will be pain. More »
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A Fright Night remake bring back the can't-miss combo of fearsome vampires and 80s horror comedy. Are there even enough of the hambone-type of actors still around to make this YARM interesting? More »
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David Cronenberg's Videodrome is getting the obligatory remake treatment. Universal is set to reboot the picture, with or without Cronenberg. I'm for this remake, if and only if they delve deeper into the bizarre tortures (how timely) and include the crazed James Woods. Transformers 2 co-writer Ehren Kruger is writing and producing, with Daniel Bobker.[Variety] More »
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After much speculation, Robert Rodriguez finally announced that he would be making his Predator reboot movie, with the worrisome title Predators. And we've got our fingers crossed for a live action Rosie housekeeper bot. More »
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With every science fiction movie ever being remade, it's time to help Hollywood figure out ways to spice them up with 21st.-century technology, in our new poll. Plus, what phrase shoudl replace "raping my childhood?" More »
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Monster Ark writer Declan O'Brien says he's optioned the rights to Roger Corman's 1960's Little Shop Of Horrors. Impossible to top the 1980s Frank Oz musical production? O'Brien doesn't think so. More »
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There is nothing scarier than Stephen King's monster clown from It. Now that I can finally shower without fear that Tim Curry will crawl out from the drain, they're bringing the creature back to life. More »
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