Did Yoda And Obi-Wan Screw Princess Leia Over?

Sorry to forego my usual introductory nonsense, but I wanted to let you know that today’s installment of “Postal Apocalypse” is one of my favorites. Partially because it asks why Batman doesn’t learn magic and if the Force is sexist, but also because it has the best damn Flash TV show idea I’ve ever seen. Seriously! » 4/15/15 10:00am Wednesday 10:00am

​How To Make A Live-Action Robotech Movie Franchise The Right Way

Greetings, my fine, feathered something starting with "F"! Much like you guys in distant 2015, we celebrate April Fools' Day here in my post-apocalyptic future. Of course, nowadays "celebrate" means "murder anyone caught making crap up", but I'm pretty sure this tradition has its origin in your time... » 4/01/15 10:01am 4/01/15 10:01am

The Greatest Nerd Love Of All Is The One That Is Unrequited

Greetings, my mail-carrier carrion! Okay, that was a weird thing to call you. I absolutely promise I will not leave your corpses out to feed the horrifying scavengers — animal, human or mutant — that stalk this post-apocalyptic land. If it can be avoided. Hopefully. Look, I'll try. Let's just read some letters, okay? » 3/25/15 9:40am 3/25/15 9:40am

How Marvel And DC Ruined Reboots For Everybody, Especially Themselves

Hey, guys! Sorry I was absent last week. As I mentioned, I was being attacked by a giant mutant crab-wolf (wifi went out) and I couldn't read your letters (was snowed in and couldn't drive anywhere) because I, uh... couldn't open my mailbag? (metaphor breaks down) Ah well, I'm back now. Let the mail madness begin! » 2/25/15 9:25am 2/25/15 9:25am

It's The Special Spider-Man Postal Apocalypse Spectacular!

That's right, Monday's news that Sony would let Marvel Studios borrow Spider-Man for their Cinematic Universe in exchange for a wee bit of help making Spidey movies that don't suck, has taken the nerd-o-sphere by storm. You wrote so many letters I was forced to do make all-Spidey special edition of the mailbag. Thwip! » 2/11/15 9:00am 2/11/15 9:00am

Why Game Of Thrones TV Fans Should Be Happy The Books Have Run Out

Greetings, my beloved stamp-scavengers! Today I bring you a Hot Take on the lack of The Winds of Winter, why Bruce Wayne isn't worried about an heir, and how Star Wars would be different if Luke Skywalker had been a narc for the Empire. It's marginally more fun than being stung by a giant, irradiated scorpion! » 2/04/15 9:00am 2/04/15 9:00am

​The Pros And Cons Of Making Fantastic Four A Straight Scifi Film

Greetings, sports fans! No, wait. Hello, people who like getting in detailed conversations and arguments about nerdy minutiae! Today we're talking about the Fantasticness of certain Fours, how Time Lords handle Time Babies, and the best legal representation in Westeros. (Hint: It's a dude with a sword.) » 1/28/15 9:14am 1/28/15 9:14am

Why Marvel's Civil War Movie Shouldn't Be Anything Like The Comic

Greetings, my lascivious envelope-lickers! Uh, that sounded dirtier than I intended. Sorry. In today's mailbag, I have the answers you seek — as long as you're wondering where the hell Disney's cartoons are hiding and whether Thor's hammer has accidentally killed somebody. Three, two, one, let's jam! » 1/21/15 9:05am 1/21/15 9:05am

​Can The Force Awakens Live Up To The Insane Hype It's Already Created?

So apparently some kind of Star Wars trailer dropped last week? I live in the future, so I'm not sure, but since I could do two whole PAs just on The Force Awakens questions, I feel pretty good about making the assumption. But don't worry, we still have time for Marvel movies, DC TV, Evangelion, and, of course,… » 12/03/14 10:00am 12/03/14 10:00am

​Why Does Fox Keep Fucking Up The Fantastic Four?!

I got so many good questions this week — well, and maybe a few good questions from the week before, which I'd accidentally stuffed in one of my boots for some reason and just found again — that this week's "Postal Apocalypse" is super-sized! Get comfortable! Get a snack! Say goodbye to your loved ones! It's a doozy! » 11/12/14 9:00am 11/12/14 9:00am