Pretty much every movie you ever heard of is getting remade. They're doing an R-rated Weird Science reboot, which sounds like a terrible idea. But what's the one movie that absolutely must not be remade — either because it's too great, or because it's too awful?

California-based artist Dan LuVisi has a knack for turning treasured childhood memories into high-octane nightmare fuel. Case in point: “No Country For Old Muppets," the latest in his ghoulish Popped Culture series.

From entomologist, blogger and insect photographer Alex Wild comes this remarkable image of a trapjaw ant, torn asunder to reveal the wriggling, 8-inch parasitic worm living inside. (The ant, by comparison, measures about half an inch long.)

I did not have high hopes for Marvel and Disney's upcoming Hulk and the Agents of S.M.A.S.H. cartoon, and now I discover I overestimated it grossly. As this first look reveals, the cartoon is presented as a reality show where Hulk, Red Hulk, She-Hulk, A-Bomb and his son Skaar live together. This is the stupidest…

Get ready for the real life My Little High School Girls. My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic will mutate its main characters into real people, in a direct-to-DVD movie, called Equestria Girls. Behold horses acting like people.

I've been informed by my bosses at io9 that an article consisting of nothing but the vilest profanity I can think of is inappropriate for some reason, so let me only state the facts: For issue #4 of their Masters of the Universe comic, DC has redesigned He-Man's iconic look. Care to check it out?

Seriously, these "sexy" women's Star Wars costumes are the worst — they remind me, in a weird way, of those ultra-cheap Halloween costumes from the 70s where you had to wear the face of whoever you were dressing as. Except these also have the trashy "sexy version of regular costume" going on. Like Sexy Darth Vader. Yeesh.

Ever wonder what your favorite Star Wars character would look like with the outline of someone's genitals against their leg? Well you're in luck, because Star Wars body suits are now for sale. In other news, everything is terrible.

If there's one movie that probably doesn't need an "edgy" R-rated remake, its a movie about how two horny teens make their perfect woman out of a Barbie doll. But, that won't stop Hollywood from defiling the already fairly creepy '80s film Weird Science.

Yes, Heroes is coming back, at least if MSN has its way. The Microsoft Network, which is trying to create original programming for Xbox Live, is in talks with NBC to bring back the superhero show, which had one good season and three godawful seasons that were horrific punishments from a cruel and uncaring god.